[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I think his formula for a GF was to divide his age in half and add 7.

Not a bad formula if you think about it.

12 year old guy would date a 13 year old girl.

20 year old guy would date 17 year old girl.

30 year old guy would date 22 year old girl.

40 year old guy would date 27 year old.

50 year old guy would date 32 year old.

That being said, I would still bang the dog shit out of this:

[snarg]

flump's rule: still warm

[quint]

isn't heff 80?
no way he's dating a 47 year old.

i like the math though.

[leeman]

flump's rule: still warm

Snargs rule : Warm optional.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

flump's rule: still warm

The Flumper has never been one to cull pussy. I banged a chick one time in college that smelled so bad I had to hold my breath. I could smell her on me 2 days later still.

[leeman]

The Flumper has never been one to cull pussy. I banged a chick one time in college that smelled so bad I had to hold my breath. I could smell her on me 2 days later still.

Stay outa the morgue.
Just sayin'

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Stay outa the morgue.
Just sayin'

I blamed it on the beer. I have no idea what I was thinking.

[leeman]

I blamed it on the beer. I have no idea what I was thinking.

That worked the 2 first times......

[quint]

i know you can drink em pretty.
didn't know you could drink off the smelly.