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I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread
#1

Does this qualify?

Recently, I got busy with a semi-atractive woman. I was all ready for foreplay, but instead, she got undressed and told me I should also get out of my clothes. Nice.

Then, she pulled on my cock a few times. I was barely hard when she got on her hands and knees and told me to fuck her. I did for a while then she flipped over on to her back, then after a few minutes we stopped and she went to the bathroom for lotion to finish me off with a handjob. I touched her nipples once, a soft pinch and was told not to do that. I touched her pussy and was told not to do that. I was fingering her but was told to be gentle because she was sore (lovely) and then she would just pull away when I fingered her. I kissed her back and she hit the roof like I had stabbed her and said ouch.

:roll:
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#2

Was this a hooker?Seriously sounds like an asian massage place I've only heard about.

See You In Toledo
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#3

Come out of the closet.

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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#4

BIRD33 Wrote:Was this a hooker?Seriously sounds like an asian massage place I've only heard about.
She was not Asian.
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#5

What were you allowed to touch?
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#6

she was badly abused at some point
run away quicky

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#7

leucetios Wrote:She was not Asian.

How much did it run you?Maybe you got what you paid for?

See You In Toledo
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#8

Every woman I have had sex with, and there are many, has died during the act from either heart failure, exhaustion, or vaginal pain. Thanks.
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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:How much did it run you?Maybe you got what you paid for?
I have considered this too. Lesson learned. Wink
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:What were you allowed to touch?
I think she was ok with me touching myself. Yes, I recall no complaints from her there.
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#11

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Every woman I have had sex with, and there are many, has died during the act from either heart failure, exhaustion, or vaginal pain or disappointment. Thanks.

phyxd
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#12

lucy, did you get yer nut off?
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#13

you should abstain
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#14

how long did this circle jerk last this time; douchebags
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#15

Quote:I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread

Surprised you don't have that bad boy bookmarked.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#16

your posts bore FFF
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