I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread

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I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - leucetios - 04-05-2007

Does this qualify?

Recently, I got busy with a semi-atractive woman. I was all ready for foreplay, but instead, she got undressed and told me I should also get out of my clothes. Nice.

Then, she pulled on my cock a few times. I was barely hard when she got on her hands and knees and told me to fuck her. I did for a while then she flipped over on to her back, then after a few minutes we stopped and she went to the bathroom for lotion to finish me off with a handjob. I touched her nipples once, a soft pinch and was told not to do that. I touched her pussy and was told not to do that. I was fingering her but was told to be gentle because she was sore (lovely) and then she would just pull away when I fingered her. I kissed her back and she hit the roof like I had stabbed her and said ouch.

:roll:

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - BIRD33 - 04-05-2007

Was this a hooker?Seriously sounds like an asian massage place I've only heard about.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Vitamin E - 04-05-2007

Come out of the closet.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - leucetios - 04-05-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:Was this a hooker?Seriously sounds like an asian massage place I've only heard about.

She was not Asian.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Blueeyedwoman - 04-05-2007

What were you allowed to touch?

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - snarg - 04-05-2007

she was badly abused at some point
run away quicky

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - BIRD33 - 04-05-2007

leucetios Wrote:She was not Asian.

How much did it run you?Maybe you got what you paid for?

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 04-06-2007

Every woman I have had sex with, and there are many, has died during the act from either heart failure, exhaustion, or vaginal pain. Thanks.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - leucetios - 04-06-2007

BIRD33 Wrote:How much did it run you?Maybe you got what you paid for?

I have considered this too. Lesson learned. Wink

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - leucetios - 04-06-2007

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:What were you allowed to touch?

I think she was ok with me touching myself. Yes, I recall no complaints from her there.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Blueeyedwoman - 04-06-2007

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Every woman I have had sex with, and there are many, has died during the act from either heart failure, exhaustion, or vaginal pain or disappointment. Thanks.

phyxd

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - what? - 04-06-2007

lucy, did you get yer nut off?

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Anhil8tor - 04-06-2007

you should abstain

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Fatfuckfrank - 04-06-2007

how long did this circle jerk last this time; douchebags

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Paddy - 04-06-2007

Quote:I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread

Surprised you don't have that bad boy bookmarked.

I'm too lazy to bump the bad sex thread - Fatfuckfrank - 04-07-2007

your posts bore FFF