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First person to pm me...
#1

a picture of an ATTRACTIVE (one that I find attractive), topless woman (B cup's+ at least) with "I <3 SporK" visibly written across her chest gets to pre-read a new Spork story I've written up for the book.

Picture does not have to have face visible.



Image becomes the property of SporK and may be used on cover of Spork's upcoming book. Subject agrees to forfiet all rights to aforementioned image.

-SporK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

[Image: attachment.php?attachmentid=9892&stc=1]

-SPorK
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#2

Good luck with that
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#3

who Wrote:Good luck with that
Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#4

Sassy Wrote:Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Anything Spork writes is a work of fiction.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#5

what's wrong with A cups?
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#6

goldan Wrote:what's wrong with A cups?

They intimidate him
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#7

goldan Wrote:what's wrong with A cups?

nothing at all
i prefer them to D's

send pix for compliments
thanx

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

Snargs into A's cause most chicks his age have had mastectomys.

See You In Toledo
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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:Snargs into A's cause most chicks his age have had mastectomys.
Oh. Mine just never grew in.
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#10

goldan Wrote:Oh. Mine just never grew in.

I have no problems with A's.I was just pointing out snargs old as shit.

See You In Toledo
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#11

BIRD33 Wrote:I have no problems with A's.I was just pointing out snargs old as shit.
Thanks. I almost hit send on the pics. Then I found out he was old.
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#12

goldan Wrote:Thanks. I almost hit send on the pics. Then I found out he was old.

Yea don't bother, his penis is a lost cause.

See You In Toledo
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#13

BIRD33 Wrote:Yea don't bother, his penis is a lost cause.

for you it is, it only gets hard for women
sorry to disappoint, gladys

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#14

snarg Wrote:for you it is, it only gets hard for women
sorry to disappoint, gladys
it's "goldan". No prob.
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#15

Spork works in a used car lot. True story.
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#16

goldan Wrote:Oh. Mine just never grew in.

Bullshit.

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#17

Michman Wrote:Bullshit.

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cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#18

Michman Wrote:Bullshit.
Not bigger than an A.
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#19

Paddy Wrote:Share



Can't sorry. Opening Day?

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#20

goldan Wrote:Not bigger than an A.

yes. I'd bet the house they were B's

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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