[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

After doing some thinking about this, Flumper has decided that he may now be the most liked person on the internet forums. The research has gone pretty much like this. We start with the assumption that everyone on the forums likes the Flumper and then we make a list of the ones that possibly don't so much. So far this list of the only people that don't like the Flumper includes:

VitaminE - not sure, but that dude turned on me at some point.
Snarg - the relationship started off great, but then he got all grumpy and shit and its just gone downhill since then.
BIRD33 - I just can't seem to get that guy to like me. About the time I think its going good he gets all crazy and shit.
BIAB - I think she quit the love of Flumper when I stopped posting at her bored (sp?)
Nuno75 - no loss here.
ClayRock - now this one was weird. The dude loved me for a while and then he hated me all of a sudden. I think him and VitE joined up on this one.
JCW - not sure what went wrong here, this one just never worked out.
Minorthreat - I think he just pretends to not like me and really loves me. A lot. Like seriously a lot.
BigRedRetard - I might have brought that one upon myself.
Moorfehus - same thing here, I just couldn't tard myself down enough to ever get this one.
CamelToe - he was my BFF until that stupid smackdown challenge. I died a little then.
Whppsshshsh - his modding mentality could just not accept the funny.
Banana - not sure what went wrong here. I think i accidentally called her a cunt when she was pms'ing.
Failbaron - yall don't know him, but I ruined his forum and he had to close it. I'm sure I won't be getting any more invitations to admin any of his boards in the future.
AssFucker - similar story to CT, except I didn't know this guy very long. But he had an instant love and then just stopped one day. I hate to think about it.


I know there are a few more so if you can add any to the list, I would appreciate it.

But that is ONLY 14 people. And if you think of all the people with computers that post on forums, that's still a super high percentage. Thanks.

[JCW]

It definitely wasn't the "pool balls in sweat socks" cracks that doomed us, dude. I just hate McRibs.

[Father Juan]

Congratulations.

[Blondie]

I love him.

A lot.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

It definitely wasn't the "pool balls in sweat socks" cracks that doomed us, dude. I just hate McRibs.

didn't i send you a cool prize for a Survivor Game? If so, could you just bury the hatchet and move passed this hate and slide into the "I Love Flumper" column. that would bring my numbers down to 13. Thanks.

[BIRD33]

Hey flumper this isnt UJ where just starting a thread gets you 12 morons begging for your acceptance.Look up has been in the dictionary, faggot.

[bam]

I don't think I feel one way or the other. I'm neutral.

[snarg]

snarg is a devoted fan of the flumper
i guess this means that flumpenstein does not like the snarg

[phantom]

I never liked the Dobbie Brothers.

[who]

meh

[JCW]

didn't i send you a cool prize for a Survivor Game? If so, could you just bury the hatchet and move passed this hate and slide into the "I Love Flumper" column. that would bring my numbers down to 13. Thanks.

Indeed you did. I'm feeling charitable, what the heck. Take my name off the haters list.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Sweet, that's 2 off the list, (JCW and Snarg) and it appears that BIRD33 might be on the fence.

[Father Juan]

Who thought your stock could rise higher than it already was. Time for a spit?

[BIRD33]

Put me down as a solid "does not like".

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Put me down as a solid "does not like".

I'm going to give you some more time to think about that. Just remember all the fun we've had. Remember when I helped you with the thread about you dying? And when you gave me the password to get into BigRedRetard's forum? Remember how much I have educated you on politics and how things work?

[Father Juan]

SELL! SELL!

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Ok, take Banana off the list. I just got word that it was all a misunderstanding. So, now we are down to a mere 11 people on the whole internet that don't love Flumper.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

SELL! SELL!

Stop it.

[CT280]

the smackdown challenge was the greatest thing to happen to this board.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

the smackdown challenge was the greatest thing to happen to this board.

Yeah, that was funny as shit. Going in we all thought Foolery would have a lock on it and then the fucker never even posted. I wonder where all of those threads ended up?