[SporK]

Here's a snippet:

Spork decided to make like the comercial says and assume a new identity for vegas - Spork become an adolecent gynecologist.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Me? Oh, I dig around inside teenage females."
"What?!!"
"Relax. Adolescent gynecology has it's advtanages."
"You're disgusting!"

Some people were amused, most weren't. Some just flat out left our table but it did get Spork laid.

[Your Mums Pimp]

It must have been hard up for cash

[BIRD33]

Doesnt adolescents start at like 12?"Hey I'm the cool guy molesting kids, arent I hilarious!".

[SporK]

Doesnt adolescents start at like 12?"Hey I'm the cool guy molesting kids, arent I hilarious!".

Yeah. I enjoyed it. A lot.

I even tried to give out hand written business cards.

-SPorK

[Blondie]

but it did get Spork laid.

Someone was actually turned on by that line?

cratch:

[SporK]

Someone was actually turned on by that line?

cratch:

I found my way into a low limit hold'em game with two cute sluts - one playing, one watching. MK decided to tell everyone at the table that he was psychic and could guess people's occupation. Naturally, he only got mine right. I immdiately offered free examinations to both of the cute sluts. At first they refused on account of them both being of age, but I made an exception.

-SPorK