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Spork has grown tired of his routine. Go out, drink alchohol, look for slut to ejeculate into...it's so repetitive. I've got this game beat - it's no longer a challenege anymore...hasn't been for quite some time. The staleness of this has caused a decrease in ensuing hilarity...this does not sit well with Teh SporK!
Something must be done:
From now on, everytime the spork visits an establishment that serves alchohol and is full of stupid blonde sluts, the spork will no longer try to fuck one single big breasted skank. From now on, there will be no Sporking of any bitch unless two sluts are involved.
More on this and teh spork search later...I've just lost 7k.
-SPorK
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-SPorK
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My hopes of reading something interesting or funny in this thread have expired like a carton of milk a month past it's 'still fresh' date.
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Obviously, if there is one extremely hot skank willing to suck teh spork's cock, I will go and fuck her but no more average to relatively hot bitches for 1 on 1 sex. I will provide them this option: We can either have a 3some or I can fuck them one after the other.
Now, for the spork search: I am seeking a great looking, bixsexual woman in the tri-state area whom I will allow to go out and fuck other women with me. Why? Simple, I'm going to be doubling my chances at getting into 3somes and 4somes. When entering a bar, we will designate a rendezvous point and go our seperate directions to pick up random sluts then meet up and compare notes/catches.
But spork!! Why don't you just get sluts yourself you pussy! Well, this way I cover more ground in a shorter period of time and the bitches already know what to expect. Plus, this gives me the added possibility of fucking lesbians - and we all know how much I hate lesbians and how much lesbians hate penis...so this guarantees some sort of conflict.
Finally, I'm considering having women sign a release allowing me to make videos and publish them on the internet. We'll see how it goes...should make for some funny conversation at the very least.
-SporK
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
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