[SporK]

Please don't ask me anything, assholes.

-Spork

[Blueeyedwoman]

When will you retire your account here?







Sin,

The entire board

[SporK]

When will you retire your account here?







Sin,

The entire board

When I'm banned or when someone successfully runs me. Or you can pay me to leave. Which one will it be?

-Spork

[Blueeyedwoman]

I can have Oli run you off. How's that sound?

[SporK]

I can have Oli run you off. How's that sound?

I'm not sure. I need details.

-Spork

[Blueeyedwoman]

He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.

[Raiden]

that's not SporK.

[SporK]

He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.

Oh. A battlerapper from Australia? Is this really the best you've got? I know you like to think you know quite a bit about battlerap and vaginal infections an such, but you may want to rethink this one.

-Spork

[Raiden]

Oh. A battlerapper from Australia? Is this really the best you've got? I know you like to think you know quite a bit about battlerap and vaginal infections an such, but you may want to rethink this one.

-Spork

You're getting closer to emulating the real SporK, but the real SporK would never have started a thread like this.

[SporK]

You're getting closer to emulating the real SporK, but the real SporK would never have started a thread like this.

What kind of threads would the reak Spork start? I don't think you know anything about the real Spork so just shut the fuck up.

-Spork

[Raiden]

What kind of threads would the reak Spork start? I don't think you know anything about the real Spork so just shut the fuck up.

-Spork

k, you just said the same thing in the other thread. let's just move all the action over to that thread and leave this one alone, eh sporky?

[Oli-dogg]

"A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small."

You're a motherfuckin’ SporK – half spoon / half fork
Dude you ought to abort cause your posts come up short
You write with no thought – you can’t post AND breathe
You’ll be outlined in chalk, I suggest you just leave

Don’t be naïve, and try more than one thing
You’re an oxygen thief, wasting air is a sin
With the $$$$$ I bring, I run fools religiously
A SporK cannot ‘duel’ without failing it miserably

True to definition, you have a very small ‘prong’
Check PinDick.com, and post where you belong
I might drop a bomb, if you try to stand up-to-me
When I blast I outlast this dumb-ass piece of cutlery

It must be so fucked-to-be, here as an imposter
You can’t be yourself because nobody wants-ya
Fake name on the roster, no SporK’s at this luncheon
You’ve been served with my knife, and you will cease to function

Remember my name; Oli-dogg the battle rapper
Closet fans call me ‘wigga’, but the latter doesn’t matter
Enough of this chatter, I’m here to shut you down
I’m about to be renowned, for running SporK out of town

Bring it on.

[tokenblack v5]

That is not the real spork

[SporK]

"A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small."

You're a motherfuckin’ SporK – half spoon / half fork
Dude you ought to abort cause your posts come up short
You write with no thought – you can’t post AND breathe
You’ll be outlined in chalk, I suggest you just leave

Don’t be naïve, and try more than one thing
You’re an oxygen thief, wasting air is a sin
With the $$$$$ I bring, I run fools religiously
A SporK cannot ‘duel’ without failing it miserably

True to definition, you have a very small ‘prong’
Check PinDick.com, and post where you belong
I might drop a bomb, if you try to stand up-to-me
When I blast I outlast this dumb-ass piece of cutlery

It must be so fucked-to-be, here as an imposter
You can’t be yourself because nobody wants-ya
Fake name on the roster, no SporK’s at this luncheon
You’ve been served with my knife, and you will cease to function

Remember my name; Oli-dogg the battle rapper
Closet fans call me ‘wigga’, but the latter doesn’t matter
Enough of this chatter, I’m here to shut you down
I’m about to be renowned, for running SporK out of town

Bring it on.

BEW, this is the guy who's going to run me?

You're one delusional bitch.

-SPork

P.s. Hey MarkyMark, do you also do your rap battles in the AIM chatrooms?

[tokenblack v5]

Dat aint be no sprok fro ON
Dis sprok be minorthreat

[tokenblack v4]

dis sprok is da wak shyt mang
we ned to run dis foo inna da groun yo

[Oli-dogg]

BEW, this is the guy who's going to run me?

That's right SporK, the big Dogg is gonna rap you to death
Submerse you in rhymes until you take your last breath
You're weak, you're lacking, and too slow to be cunning
You don't know what's coming - otherwise you'd be running

:cowboy:

[Oli-dogg]

When I'm banned or when someone successfully runs me.

SporK - Last Activity: 04-03-2006 03:06 AM

:*>

[leucetios]

SporK - Last Activity: 04-03-2006 03:06 AM

:*>

That didn't rhyme ><

[SporK]

That's right SporK, the big Dogg is gonna rap you to death
Submerse you in rhymes until you take your last breath
You're weak, you're lacking, and too slow to be cunning
You don't know what's coming - otherwise you'd be running

:cowboy:

Hey dumbfuck,

7th grade rap is not entertaining. Text rap is not entertaining.

Shut the fuck up until you come up with something that's funny.

-Spork