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The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Please don't ask me anything, assholes.

-Spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Blueeyedwoman - 04-02-2006

When will you retire your account here?

Sin,

The entire board

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:When will you retire your account here?

Sin,

The entire board

When I'm banned or when someone successfully runs me. Or you can pay me to leave. Which one will it be?

-Spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Blueeyedwoman - 04-02-2006

I can have Oli run you off. How's that sound?

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I can have Oli run you off. How's that sound?

I'm not sure. I need details.

-Spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Blueeyedwoman - 04-02-2006

He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Raiden - 04-02-2006

that's not SporK.

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.

Oh. A battlerapper from Australia? Is this really the best you've got? I know you like to think you know quite a bit about battlerap and vaginal infections an such, but you may want to rethink this one.

-Spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Raiden - 04-02-2006

SporK Wrote:Oh. A battlerapper from Australia? Is this really the best you've got? I know you like to think you know quite a bit about battlerap and vaginal infections an such, but you may want to rethink this one.

-Spork

You're getting closer to emulating the real SporK, but the real SporK would never have started a thread like this.

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Raiden Wrote:You're getting closer to emulating the real SporK, but the real SporK would never have started a thread like this.

What kind of threads would the reak Spork start? I don't think you know anything about the real Spork so just shut the fuck up.

-Spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Raiden - 04-02-2006

SporK Wrote:What kind of threads would the reak Spork start? I don't think you know anything about the real Spork so just shut the fuck up.

-Spork

k, you just said the same thing in the other thread. let's just move all the action over to that thread and leave this one alone, eh sporky?

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Oli-dogg - 04-02-2006

"A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small."

You're a motherfuckinâ SporK â half spoon / half fork
Dude you ought to abort cause your posts come up short
You write with no thought â you canât post AND breathe
Youâll be outlined in chalk, I suggest you just leave

Donât be naÃ¯ve, and try more than one thing
Youâre an oxygen thief, wasting air is a sin
With the $$$$$ I bring, I run fools religiously
A SporK cannot âduelâ without failing it miserably

True to definition, you have a very small âprongâ
Check PinDick.com, and post where you belong
I might drop a bomb, if you try to stand up-to-me
When I blast I outlast this dumb-ass piece of cutlery

It must be so fucked-to-be, here as an imposter
You canât be yourself because nobody wants-ya
Fake name on the roster, no SporKâs at this luncheon
Youâve been served with my knife, and you will cease to function

Remember my name; Oli-dogg the battle rapper
Closet fans call me âwiggaâ, but the latter doesnât matter
Enough of this chatter, Iâm here to shut you down
Iâm about to be renowned, for running SporK out of town

Bring it on.

The Ask Spork anything thread. - tokenblack v5 - 04-02-2006

That is not the real spork

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-02-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:"A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existence. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small."

You're a motherfuckinâ SporK â half spoon / half fork
Dude you ought to abort cause your posts come up short
You write with no thought â you canât post AND breathe
Youâll be outlined in chalk, I suggest you just leave

Donât be naÃ¯ve, and try more than one thing
Youâre an oxygen thief, wasting air is a sin
With the $$$$$ I bring, I run fools religiously
A SporK cannot âduelâ without failing it miserably

True to definition, you have a very small âprongâ
Check PinDick.com, and post where you belong
I might drop a bomb, if you try to stand up-to-me
When I blast I outlast this dumb-ass piece of cutlery

It must be so fucked-to-be, here as an imposter
You canât be yourself because nobody wants-ya
Fake name on the roster, no SporKâs at this luncheon
Youâve been served with my knife, and you will cease to function

Remember my name; Oli-dogg the battle rapper
Closet fans call me âwiggaâ, but the latter doesnât matter
Enough of this chatter, Iâm here to shut you down
Iâm about to be renowned, for running SporK out of town

Bring it on.

BEW, this is the guy who's going to run me?

You're one delusional bitch.

-SPork

P.s. Hey MarkyMark, do you also do your rap battles in the AIM chatrooms?

The Ask Spork anything thread. - tokenblack v5 - 04-02-2006

Dat aint be no sprok fro ON
Dis sprok be minorthreat

The Ask Spork anything thread. - tokenblack v4 - 04-02-2006

dis sprok is da wak shyt mang
we ned to run dis foo inna da groun yo

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Oli-dogg - 04-03-2006

SporK Wrote:BEW, this is the guy who's going to run me?

That's right SporK, the big Dogg is gonna rap you to death
Submerse you in rhymes until you take your last breath
You're weak, you're lacking, and too slow to be cunning
You don't know what's coming - otherwise you'd be running

:cowboy:

The Ask Spork anything thread. - Oli-dogg - 04-05-2006

SporK Wrote:When I'm banned or when someone successfully runs me.

SporK - Last Activity: 04-03-2006 03:06 AM

:*>

The Ask Spork anything thread. - leucetios - 04-05-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:SporK - Last Activity: 04-03-2006 03:06 AM

:*>

That didn't rhyme ><

The Ask Spork anything thread. - SporK - 04-07-2006

Oli-dogg Wrote:That's right SporK, the big Dogg is gonna rap you to death
Submerse you in rhymes until you take your last breath
You're weak, you're lacking, and too slow to be cunning
You don't know what's coming - otherwise you'd be running

:cowboy:

Hey dumbfuck,

7th grade rap is not entertaining. Text rap is not entertaining.

Shut the fuck up until you come up with something that's funny.

-Spork