[Bill]

:blink:

Why I'm gonna tell this story I don't know but I know I'm gonna regret it later.

So a couple years back I'm at the bar getting sloppy drunk and I end up hooking up with some chick and we head back to room. (I often went to the next town over to party and I often just stayed the night at a hotel rather than drive an hour plus home.) anyway, so we're back at the room and I had been feeling a little under the wheather all day but I'm gonna give it a go anyway, I'm too drunk to know better.. this chick takes may jeans off and she's giving me some oral action and I get the urdge to break wind...so here I am getting a hummer and instead of being able to enjoy it I'm sitting there with my ass cheeks tight praying to god I can hold in the drunken fart...it did end up going away and I eas back into things and I'm expecting this chick to give up and bend over when all of a sudden the drunken fart comes back and this time he brought some friends. I fought and I fought but I ended up loosing the battle and ended up ripping one while this chicks on my dong.....I won't recant what happened next, I've spent too much money on theropy to relive the moment.

This ever happened to anyone else?

[Anhil8tor]

how long have you been married?

[Bill]

how long have you been married?

will be six years at the end of april.....this was before that....this was back in the summer of 98.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

how long have you been married?

[Anhil8tor]

has it happened since?

[Bill]

has it happened since?

no, it was a one time occurance.

[Bill]

I'm thinking I should have told about how I blacked out in the lobby of a ramada in and woke up in a hotel bed with 2 strange chicks instead....

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I once gave mouth to mouth to a dead trucker.

[Bill]

I once gave mouth to mouth to a dead trucker.

ya don't say.....

[BIRD33]

I once left a stripper at a Wawa(7-11) at 6:30 AM after she went in to get herself a hoagie and I had convinced myself she didnt know where I lived.

[leucetios]

I once left a stripper at a Wawa(7-11) at 6:30 AM after she went in to get herself a hoagie and I had convinced myself she didnt know where I lived.

is this why BEW is stalking you?

[Bill]

I once left a stripper at a Wawa(7-11) at 6:30 AM after she went in to get herself a hoagie and I had convinced myself she didnt know where I lived.

:loool:

[BIRD33]

is this why BEW is stalking you?

She's got battered women syndrome and oddly I don't find it appealing.

[Anhil8tor]

I once left a stripper at a Wawa(7-11) at 6:30 AM after she went in to get herself a hoagie and I had convinced myself she didnt know where I lived.

were you coming from your house?

did she eventually find you?

[BIRD33]

were you coming from your house?

did she eventually find you?

Yes I was.I put the car in reverse and park 3 times while thinking about it before I said fuck it and peeled out of the parking lot.I figured there was to much drinking and smoking for her to remember the way back.Sadly I never saw Strawberry again.

[Blueeyedwoman]

She's got battered women syndrome and oddly I don't find it appealing.

No man has ever raised a hand to me, sorry. Plus, I am stalking Lee, not you. Kiss a dick.

[Anhil8tor]

strawberry?

tell me she had red hair..

did the carpet match the drapes..

[BIRD33]

strawberry? yes

tell me she had red hair..

did the carpet match the drapes..

Red head, total whore, shaved.

[Bill]

strawberry?

tell me she had red hair..

did the carpet match the drapes..

Did this chick had a big red birthmark on her thigh in the shape of a strawberry?

[BIRD33]

Did this chick had a big red birthmark on her thigh in the shape of a strawberry?

Not that I remember.She like tuna hoagies which made me giggle inside.