Crop cirlces are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the fuck down.
Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.
After Chuck Norris' visit, the Virgin Islands were just the Islands.
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Chuck Norris once thought about sex and four women got pregnant.
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It is a scientific fact that any woman who masterbates to a picture of Chuck Norris will climax in 2.83 seconds, then immediatly explode.
Thanks for playing Flumper. You have done your good deed for the day. :wub:
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In a grassy knoll in Dallas one day, Chuck Norris decided to flash a parade. JFK's head exploded at the sight of his dick.
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Why was 5 afraid of 6?
Because of Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris will pop up.
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If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty.
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Hundreds of years ago, various elders in the Indian tribes across North America would look to Chuck Norris to wipe out the imminent threat of Westernization. Chuck told them to fuck off.
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When Chuck Norris dies, he goes to a special division of heaven, where everyone who has ever talked shit about him also resides. He then proceeds to kick their asses.
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Chuck Norris once owned and operated a line of Sex-shops, but decided it would be funnier if he sold it to a kid's entertainment corporation. This chain still retains its original name, "Chuck E. Cheese's".
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Chuck Norris was sent to the principal's office in fourth grade for roundhouse kicking his teacher to death... while bench pressing 5,000 lbs. and making fun of the foreign kid.
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Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar, but no one did a god damn thing about it.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not pick up dog shit.
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The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich.
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When parents respond to their children crying with "I'll give you something to cry about", they are referring to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs three hands to pee.
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For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.
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