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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Banana - 03-04-2006

Crop cirlces are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the fuck down.

Chuck Norris put the laughter in manslaughter.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Banana - 03-04-2006

After Chuck Norris' visit, the Virgin Islands were just the Islands.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris once thought about sex and four women got pregnant.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

It is a scientific fact that any woman who masterbates to a picture of Chuck Norris will climax in 2.83 seconds, then immediatly explode.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Banana - 03-04-2006

Thanks for playing Flumper. You have done your good deed for the day. :wub:

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

In a grassy knoll in Dallas one day, Chuck Norris decided to flash a parade. JFK's head exploded at the sight of his dick.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

If you stare at the American flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris will pop up.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Hundreds of years ago, various elders in the Indian tribes across North America would look to Chuck Norris to wipe out the imminent threat of Westernization. Chuck told them to fuck off.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

When Chuck Norris dies, he goes to a special division of heaven, where everyone who has ever talked shit about him also resides. He then proceeds to kick their asses.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris once owned and operated a line of Sex-shops, but decided it would be funnier if he sold it to a kid's entertainment corporation. This chain still retains its original name, "Chuck E. Cheese's".

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris was sent to the principal's office in fourth grade for roundhouse kicking his teacher to death... while bench pressing 5,000 lbs. and making fun of the foreign kid.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar, but no one did a god damn thing about it.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not pick up dog shit.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

When parents respond to their children crying with "I'll give you something to cry about", they are referring to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

Chuck Norris needs three hands to pee.

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Tribal Dragon - 03-04-2006

Fuck that geriatric ass

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Chuck Norris Fact Thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 03-04-2006

For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.

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