[Slurker]

I was dead tired and I fell into a deep slumber. The dude that I fuk was horny, but I told him to wake me up in twenty minutes. I woke up to him pulling my panties down and thrusting me. And I was completely wet down there. I always thought, women have to be mentally stimulated to get wet, but apparantly I get wet at the first touch to down there, even while knocked out. Should I apply to be a prostitute?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I was dead tired and I fell into a deep slumber. The dude that I fuk was horny, but I told him to wake me up in twenty minutes. I woke up to him pulling my panties down and thrusting me. And I was completely wet down there. I always thought, women have to be mentally stimulated to get wet, but apparantly I get wet at the first touch to down there, even while knocked out. Should I apply to be a prostitute?

You are one whacked out fucker. Are you a chic?

[Slurker]

You are one whacked out fucker. Are you a chic?

To everyone else: Yes. To you: no, I'm a horny fat man, you wanna come over?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

To everyone else: Yes. To you: no, I'm a horny fat man, you wanna come over?

I'm confused. Stop talking to me.

[BIRD33]

Its a dude.

[Slurker]

I'm confused. Stop talking to me.

Slow people make me giggle.

[Slurker]

Its a dude.

[ntype]

If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

[Fairiedust]

If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

Puppy peepads work well i hear....:lool:

[Slurker]

If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

:drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

:drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

Your pussy sounds like it might be infected. You should have it looked at.

[ntype]

:drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

mmh someone needs some "tongue bath" ? :=p

[Slurker]

Your pussy sounds like it might be infected. You should have it looked at.

I know you've never been with a real woman, so I'll let this one pass. But for future knowledge, sometimes real life women, not blow up dolls ok, get wet when they are horny. Doesn't mean they are infected, its just their cum. Ok, class dismissed.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I know you've never been with a real woman, so I'll let this one pass. But for future knowledge, sometimes real life women, not blow up dolls ok, get wet when they are horny. Doesn't mean they are infected, its just their cum. Ok, class dismissed.

Yeah, dude, I know all about how a vag works. Yours sounds defective.

[TomFoolery]

This shit is horrible.

[Slurker]

This shit is horrible.

You're right. It's better to go to UJ and watch fifty horny fuckers plus one fat pussy suck your internet dick.

[WoolyGoat]

otst

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Slurker could be a $$ troll if it werent so overly used.

[Slurker]

Slurker could be a $$ troll if it werent so overly used.

Could I choose who's troll I'd be?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Could I choose who's troll I'd be?

See, this is what I am talking about. Dont fucking respond to everything.