Last night... - Printable Version

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Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

I was dead tired and I fell into a deep slumber. The dude that I fuk was horny, but I told him to wake me up in twenty minutes. I woke up to him pulling my panties down and thrusting me. And I was completely wet down there. I always thought, women have to be mentally stimulated to get wet, but apparantly I get wet at the first touch to down there, even while knocked out. Should I apply to be a prostitute?

Last night... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote:I was dead tired and I fell into a deep slumber. The dude that I fuk was horny, but I told him to wake me up in twenty minutes. I woke up to him pulling my panties down and thrusting me. And I was completely wet down there. I always thought, women have to be mentally stimulated to get wet, but apparantly I get wet at the first touch to down there, even while knocked out. Should I apply to be a prostitute?

You are one whacked out fucker. Are you a chic?

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You are one whacked out fucker. Are you a chic?

To everyone else: Yes. To you: no, I'm a horny fat man, you wanna come over?

Last night... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote:To everyone else: Yes. To you: no, I'm a horny fat man, you wanna come over?

I'm confused. Stop talking to me.

Last night... - BIRD33 - 11-17-2005

Its a dude.

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm confused. Stop talking to me.

Slow people make me giggle.

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Its a dude.

Last night... - ntype - 11-17-2005

If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

Last night... - Fairiedust - 11-17-2005

ntype Wrote:If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

Puppy peepads work well i hear....:lool:

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

ntype Wrote:If I were in your bed you should need to put some kind of baby cover not to wet the matress

:drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

Last night... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote::drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

Your pussy sounds like it might be infected. You should have it looked at.

Last night... - ntype - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote::drool: I think so too because that one sentence had me go wash up.

mmh someone needs some "tongue bath" ? :=p

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Your pussy sounds like it might be infected. You should have it looked at.

I know you've never been with a real woman, so I'll let this one pass. But for future knowledge, sometimes real life women, not blow up dolls ok, get wet when they are horny. Doesn't mean they are infected, its just their cum. Ok, class dismissed.

Last night... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote:I know you've never been with a real woman, so I'll let this one pass. But for future knowledge, sometimes real life women, not blow up dolls ok, get wet when they are horny. Doesn't mean they are infected, its just their cum. Ok, class dismissed.

Yeah, dude, I know all about how a vag works. Yours sounds defective.

Last night... - TomFoolery - 11-17-2005

This shit is horrible.

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:This shit is horrible.

You're right. It's better to go to UJ and watch fifty horny fuckers plus one fat pussy suck your internet dick.

Last night... - WoolyGoat - 11-17-2005

otst

Last night... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 11-17-2005

Slurker could be a $$ troll if it werent so overly used.

Last night... - Slurker - 11-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Slurker could be a $$ troll if it werent so overly used.

Could I choose who's troll I'd be?

Last night... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 11-17-2005

Slurker Wrote:Could I choose who's troll I'd be?

See, this is what I am talking about. Dont fucking respond to everything.