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We received our new "corporate identity" (placed under gpl licence, don't ask that only made me laugh)

Seriously this thing is looking as some sect statements there are a lot of "laws" that all start with (real here) :

"In the world of our corporate identity..."

What fears me is that the boss wants that our dudes in India & Sri Lanka use it too. Don't be surprised if next year you see some documentary on discovery network "about a new religion about work that has risen in India"

[leucetios]

he should check under the sofa. That's where I lose most of my stuff.

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he should check under the sofa. That's where I lose most of my stuff.

Metaphorically speaking his sofa is deeper than a rabbit hole.

Anyhow like pointed out one of my colleague if we look for some job outside (starting to get really pissed shoulda look for that) we just have to handle that document when asked the question "why did you want to change job".

In fact this things will make easier to find a job, no need to explain things, we should all thanks him for that (or put poison in his food, or next time he take the plane I change some wiring in his laptop "to make it look like he's carying a bomb").

There should be some website about "101 ways to eliminate legally your boss".