[SporK]

If you're going to parade your tits around here, you may as well write "I <3 Spork" on em, take a pic, and send it to me. I'll make you famous.

Remember, by doing that you give up the rights to your pic and agree not to sue me. All pictures become the sole property of Spork Inc. and may possibly appear on the cover of my upcoming book.

-SPork

[minorthreat]

Here, you can have these.

[SporK]

You've offered me that before.

Stop it.

-Spork

[quint]

MT, those look like skeeter bites.

[Major Private]

moobies?