[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I do.

[Odysseus]

hit, no
stab, yes

[Bill]

I do.

only if I can do it with the pointy end.

[SporK]

If I find a rusty pitchfork and proceed to hit and stab myself with it, will that be satisfactory for the both of you?

-Spork

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

You three are fucking idiots. Congrats on giving him what he wanted.

[Odysseus]

If I find a rusty pitchfork and proceed to hit and stab myself with it, will that be satisfactory for the both of you?

-Spork

no

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If I find a rusty pitchfork and proceed to hit and stab myself with it, will that be satisfactory for the both of you?

-Spork

pics?

[Blueeyedwoman]

If I find a rusty pitchfork and proceed to hit and stab myself with it, will that be satisfactory for the both of you?

-Spork

I know I would be satisfied.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

You three are fucking idiots. Congrats on giving him what he wanted.

careful there, throater of penis.

[SporK]

I'll consider it.

-Spork

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

careful there, throater of penis.

My bad. I did stray rather close to the truth on that one.

[Bill]

I'd rather shove the wooden handle up his ass, all the way to the base of his skull.

[VitaminE]

I'd rather shove the wooden handle up his ass, all the way to the base of his skull.

That sounds like quite a handle.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'd rather shove the wooden handle up his ass, all the way to the base of his skull.

Nah, that fukker could smuggle 40 pitchfork handles in his ass.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

That sounds like quite a handle.

I think bill is just looking for an excuse to get his hand up sporks ass.

[SporK]

So many fans...so little time.

Where should I mail the autographs?

-Spork

[Bill]

That sounds like quite a handle.

Show me your bullet barney.

[lostinthewoods]

Damn this is like the 100th time Spork has been threatened with violence here.

[minorthreat]

I like spork.