[asshat]

We are now in service and taking calls. Thank you.

[Beaucephus]

Please refer these types of posts to PM's please or else I will rip your fucking skull off. TIA

[cLaY]

i hope pepsi is the first caller...

[angelicdemon]

How To Get Yourself Killed

Ingredients:
- a hand gun of your choice.
- a magazine of bullets
- yourself.

Instructions:
- First, you must put the magazine of bullets into the gun. This is shown by an instruction booklet that you can read to do so. If not, ask one of your friends or parents or something to help. Seriously, if you cannot complete this step you are a stupid mother fucker.
- Once it is loaded, have a feel of how the gun works. If you are able to be in a very public place, this is much desired. Just hold the gun up in the air, make sure no one is directly situated above you.. and fire a couple times.
- Grab a very innocent looking person. By the time the cops come, you need SOMETHING to cover with. They'll kill you fast if you dont.
- When the cops arrive, keep the gun pointed at the innocent's head. But DO NOT BLOW THEIR HEAD OFF. They're just a pawn.
- Taunt the cops. make your demands clear; money, hookers.. whatever. Even pizza pops, if you're that fucking needy.
- So, let the hostage go. By now the cops will want you to drop the weapon. Dont. Jeez, idiot, dropping it will only ensure that you live! Now, walk up to those cops "MJ STYLEZ." (aka thriller, you know.. act zombi-ish.) And look SCURRY.
- Now that you're looking scurry and shit, hold up the gun towards the cops and start screaming "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU afro american." (This is most effective fi they're black too.)
- If the cops haven't shot you by now, they're fucking stupid. Just keep doing what you're doing, soon you'll be worm food. Just act scurry.

[asshat]

Please refer these types of posts to PM's please or else I will rip your fucking skull off. TIA

Thanks for calling. I would like to recommend that you deep throat the cock of a horse and gargle him to ejaculation. Have a good day.

[Beaucephus]

Thanks for calling. I would like to recommend that you deep throat the cock of a horse and gargle him to ejaculation. Have a good day.

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[asshat]

i hope pepsi is the first caller...

Hello caller. Its a little difficult to hear you over the noise from the 24 hour truck stop and all night disco, but if you wouldn't mind, please call back after you close down the mobile sperm bank you are operating in the men's room. The tote board has been alive with donations since you took over.

[asshat]

Hello caller. I am honestly a little suprised that you can talk. I thought those lips were strictly used for cock gobbling the homeless for rock. How about you take that handgun and shove it between your fuck flaps and then make my day.

[angelicdemon]

Hello caller. I am honestly a little suprised that you can talk. I thought those lips were strictly used for cock gobbling the homeless for rock. How about you take that handgun and shove it between your fuck flaps and then make my day.

Most romantic thing said to me all day
i'm smitten.

[asshat]

Most romantic thing said to me all day
i'm smitten.

Okay, but you're sleeping in the wet spot.

[angelicdemon]

Okay, but you're sleeping in the wet spot.

<3333333

[asshat]

<3333333

Now quit hijacking my thread and go wash yourself up. Your gash looks like a kid's mouth thats been eating glazed doughnuts for breakfast. Have some respect.