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I went to school with a girl named Heather.
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We all called her Flop-O. She gave everyone head. She sucked 6 dicks at my High School graduation party. The last time my buddy ran into her he asked how she was doing. This is her response:

"Alright, but if I had a dick handy, I'd be sucking it."

She was classy. Discuss.
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#2

Did she suck your dick?
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#3

I'm gonna go get head from that fuckeeng girl!
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#4

Banana Wrote:Did she suck your dick?


Nope, I was actually one of the few that didn't partake of her skills.
When she sucked those 6 at my party she came back in with a load on her cheek.
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#5

iowa v. illini tonite, any hope MT??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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snarg Wrote:iowa v. illini tonite, any hope MT??


I hate the Iowa Hawkeyes. I am an Iowa State Cyclone fan.
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#7

ooops

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

Is Pepsi's real name Heather?




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#9

We had a chic in high school that sounds a lot like this one. Her name was J****** Bedgood. We called her "The Bedbug".

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#10

it was cathleen zahorchak in my school
i never got any

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#11

There was a girl named hoe-anna we all new in high school....

I knew about her and came after a few friends Sad
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#12

i went to school with a girl whose last name was Kuntz..

after the word "cunt" became popular, her and her family decided to start pronouncing it "Koontz"

Kuntz. that had to suck.
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#13

does anything ever swallow?
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#14

I was in attendence when Heather blew her first guy. She did a second one right after. She told me and a few friends her mouth tasted "icky".
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#15

dint stop her tho

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#16

TammyC Wrote:Kuntz. that had to suck.

No Doubt!!

Sin
Haywood Jablowme
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#17

VitaminE Wrote:
TammyC Wrote:Kuntz. that had to suck.

No Doubt!!

Sin
Haywood Jablowme
Are you serious? Can we get back to business?
Not many people express themselves that way.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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