[Banana]

....you use the word "rack" - out loud - and are not referring to an actual rack ('sup PH?)

....your internet connection is down and all you start to get the IT DT's

....you laugh, out loud, at work, and then can't explain to people what you are laughing about because it's too much of an "inside joke"

[VitaminE]

Start telling 'clap eye', 'cat fucking', or 'masterbating' stories in inappropriate social settings.

[Bill]

Start telling 'clap eye', 'cat fucking', or 'masterbating' stories in inappropriate social settings.

yeah I got in big trouble telling VitE's story about fucking the road kill cat at church last sunday. something about wanting to preform an excorsism on my computer?

[Banana]

I actually do this - when Jimmy is irritating me, I say "ROLL." And in my head, I'm picturing this ----- :roll:

[VitaminE]

I talk in 3rd person as Vit E to fukkers I don't like.

I also grade peoples speach. If the fuck up a cliche, I just say F-.

[SanDog]

I am constantly telling people not to "hijack my thread" when they interrupt my stories.

[asshat]

No one was paying attention to one of my ideas in a meeting at City Hall this morning and I said "Bump"

[Banana]

.... you've had dreams about what to say in a thread.

[asshat]

Wishing I had a laptop in the bathroom because my best thread ideas come when I am making do do snowmen.

[snarg]

my boss , whom i have known for 35 yrs, thinks i am completely insane now that i sit glued to the puter and ignore him as he screams at me to get to work

narg:

[asshat]

my boss , whom i have known for 35 yrs, thinks i am completely insane now that i sit glued to the puter and ignore him as he screams at me to get to work

narg:

What about the little hair bows in your hair, your pants being around your ankles most of the day, and the clown horn you toot instead of laughing at things on the internet? What does he think about that?

[snarg]

... you jot down ideas as yer goin 65 on a crowded interstate with a severely overloaded truck that is totally unstable

this is where my one good idea came from

narg:

[asshat]

... you jot down ideas as yer goin 65 on a crowded interstate with a severely overloaded truck that is totally unstable

this is where my one good idea came from

narg:

What forum did you post it in?

[Bill]

I carry around a notepad and pencil incase I come up with a good idea. its still empty.

[snarg]

What about the little hair bows in your hair, your pants being around your ankles most of the day, and the clown horn you toot instead of laughing at things on the internet? What does he think about that?

he's accustomed to all that, he has known me a long time

narg:

What forum did you post it in?

i am not gonna look it up, but i did have one good post that generated several pages, everone cannot be arby, after all

narg:

[fem]

I actually do this - when Jimmy is irritating me, I say "ROLL." And in my head, I'm picturing this ----- :roll:

That's cute banana.

I say just sayin' sometimes. :|

[WoolyGoat]

I say "just sayin'" all the time.

Just sayin.

[CT280]

i tried to stop calling the people i work with "fukkers". and the "wanna fuck?" lines have to stop for legal reasons.

[WoolyGoat]

I've also used "buttfuck yourself in the mouth" a few times (sup mt?)

[asshat]

At my company's Christmas Party my banker's wife was telling a story about how she was taking a shower and her daughter came in hysterically calling for her and she went running out and there was a delivery man standing in her hallway.

So, I hold up a sign that says, "This post is worthless without pics".