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You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - Banana - 12-15-2004

....you use the word "rack" - out loud - and are not referring to an actual rack ('sup PH?)

....your internet connection is down and all you start to get the IT DT's

....you laugh, out loud, at work, and then can't explain to people what you are laughing about because it's too much of an "inside joke"

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - VitaminE - 12-15-2004

Start telling 'clap eye', 'cat fucking', or 'masterbating' stories in inappropriate social settings.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - Bill - 12-15-2004

VitaminE Wrote:Start telling 'clap eye', 'cat fucking', or 'masterbating' stories in inappropriate social settings.

yeah I got in big trouble telling VitE's story about fucking the road kill cat at church last sunday. something about wanting to preform an excorsism on my computer?

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - Banana - 12-15-2004

I actually do this - when Jimmy is irritating me, I say "ROLL." And in my head, I'm picturing this ----- :roll:

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - VitaminE - 12-15-2004

I talk in 3rd person as Vit E to fukkers I don't like.

I also grade peoples speach. If the fuck up a cliche, I just say F-.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - SanDog - 12-15-2004

I am constantly telling people not to "hijack my thread" when they interrupt my stories.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - asshat - 12-15-2004

No one was paying attention to one of my ideas in a meeting at City Hall this morning and I said "Bump"

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - Banana - 12-15-2004

.... you've had dreams about what to say in a thread.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - asshat - 12-15-2004

Wishing I had a laptop in the bathroom because my best thread ideas come when I am making do do snowmen.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - snarg - 12-15-2004

my boss , whom i have known for 35 yrs, thinks i am completely insane now that i sit glued to the puter and ignore him as he screams at me to get to work

Confusednarg:

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - asshat - 12-15-2004

snarg Wrote:my boss , whom i have known for 35 yrs, thinks i am completely insane now that i sit glued to the puter and ignore him as he screams at me to get to work

Confusednarg:
What about the little hair bows in your hair, your pants being around your ankles most of the day, and the clown horn you toot instead of laughing at things on the internet? What does he think about that?

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - snarg - 12-15-2004

... you jot down ideas as yer goin 65 on a crowded interstate with a severely overloaded truck that is totally unstable

this is where my one good idea came from

Confusednarg:

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - asshat - 12-15-2004

snarg Wrote:... you jot down ideas as yer goin 65 on a crowded interstate with a severely overloaded truck that is totally unstable

this is where my one good idea came from

Confusednarg:
What forum did you post it in?

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - Bill - 12-15-2004

I carry around a notepad and pencil incase I come up with a good idea. its still empty.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - snarg - 12-15-2004

Arby Wrote:What about the little hair bows in your hair, your pants being around your ankles most of the day, and the clown horn you toot instead of laughing at things on the internet? What does he think about that?


he's accustomed to all that, he has known me a long time

Confusednarg:

Arby Wrote:What forum did you post it in?


i am not gonna look it up, but i did have one good post that generated several pages, everone cannot be arby, after all

Confusednarg:

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - fem - 12-15-2004

Banana Wrote:I actually do this - when Jimmy is irritating me, I say "ROLL." And in my head, I'm picturing this ----- :roll:

That's cute banana.

I say just sayin' sometimes. :|

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - WoolyGoat - 12-15-2004

I say "just sayin'" all the time.

Just sayin.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - CT280 - 12-15-2004

i tried to stop calling the people i work with "fukkers". and the "wanna fuck?" lines have to stop for legal reasons.

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - WoolyGoat - 12-15-2004

I've also used "buttfuck yourself in the mouth" a few times (sup mt?)

You know you are obsessed with IT when.... - asshat - 12-15-2004

At my company's Christmas Party my banker's wife was telling a story about how she was taking a shower and her daughter came in hysterically calling for her and she went running out and there was a delivery man standing in her hallway.

So, I hold up a sign that says, "This post is worthless without pics".