[Banana]

Nothing. :mellow:

[ClayRock]

I'll fill your box if you'd like

[VitaminE]

Originally posted by ClayRock@Oct 19 2004, 12:17 PM
I'd try to fill your box with no chance of satisfying you.

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FTFY

[lad]

Fucks sake all the box gags have been taken

[asshat]

Originally posted by Banana@Oct 19 2004, 06:16 PM
Nothing. :mellow:

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try this. next time you check your box, set the mood of the room first. put on some relaxing music and turn it down a bit. dim the lights and wear something that makes you feel sexy. you never want to check your box until it appears to be ready. you will just have to learn to know this. if the doors to your box appear to be opening slightly, that is a good sign. now don't reach in too fast. most boxes don't want to be opened too quickly. if there is a button on the top of your box, click on it slowly. you might have to click that button repeatedly, in a rhythmic fashion. watch the doors of the box to see if the operation of the button appears to have an effect. if the box appears to be a bit damp, don't worry, the contents will still be okay. you can now check your box.

[PurpleHaze]

Originally posted by asshat@Oct 19 2004, 01:07 PM
try this.  next time you check your box,  set the mood of the room first.  put on some relaxing music and turn it down a bit.  dim the lights and wear something that makes you feel sexy.  you never want to check your box until it appears to be ready.  you will just have to learn to know this.  if the doors to your box appear to be opening slightly, that is a good sign.  now don't reach in too fast.  most boxes don't want to be opened too quickly.  if there is a button on the top of your box, click on it slowly.  you might have to click that button repeatedly, in a rhythmic fashion.  watch the doors of the box to see if the operation of the button appears to have an effect.  if the box appears to be a bit damp, don't worry, the contents will still be okay.  you can now check your box.

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RACK! :lol:

[RU$$ELL]

FUCK YOU!

[Charon]

...and it smelled and was wet, something was crawling out didn't remeber having a pet !!!!!

[RU$$ELL]

Originally posted by Charon@Oct 19 2004, 01:28 PM
...and it smelled and was wet, something was crawling out didn't remeber having a pet !!!!!

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FUCK A RETARD!

[leucetios]

Originally posted by Banana@Oct 19 2004, 09:16 AM
Nothing. :mellow:

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is this your new sublte way of requesting junk pics? :S

[RU$$ELL]

FUCK A LEOPARD!

[Banana]

Originally posted by leucetios@Oct 19 2004, 12:40 PM
is this your new sublte way of requesting junk pics? :S

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Oh. Is it subtle? too subtle?

[leucetios]

Please refrain from quoting my posts with typos, it increases the chances of velvet busting me

[Bill]

ever shine a flashlight into your box?.....just askin....

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?

[Bill]

ever hold a flashlight up to your hand and it makes it glow?.....nevermind, I'm a fucktard....

[Banana]

This thread has gone horribly awry.

[Bill]

lets delete my posts, and turn back time.......

[Banana]

Originally posted by Wyldbill@Oct 19 2004, 02:04 PM
lets delete my posts, and turn back time.......

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7 might burst.

[Bill]

not sure I see your point.....or harm done if he does