[newduser]

Feel free to make them racy!

[APB]

Carson, are you an attention whore? :lol:

[newduser]

Forget it!


This is boring!

[newduser]

Originally posted by APB@Sep 23 2004, 07:19 PM
Carson, are you an attention whore? :lol:

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Hello, I'm gay! It's part of our stereotype!

Great shoes!

[APB]

Ok Forgotten :lol:

[Neonranger]

Are your farts really loud because of your hemorrhoids and to they smell like Vaseline?

[newduser]

Oh, You're from Dramaville too. That's neat!. I bet we've dumped a lot of the same guys.

[newduser]

Originally posted by Neonranger@Sep 23 2004, 07:22 PM
Are your farts really loud because of your hemorrhoids and to they smell like Vaseline?

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I had to quit farting, because I don't wear underwear and sometimes 'A little Leftovers' would spray out. I would get the craziest looks at the dry cleaners when I would ask Ngym if she could make sure to get those stains out. She would say 'OMG that smells like bleach, but it didn't fade the color' Right then she knew. Oh, it was sooo embarrasing.

[Banana]

Originally posted by Carson@Sep 23 2004, 12:24 PM
I had to quit farting, because I don't wear underwear and sometimes 'A little Leftovers' would spray out.  I would get the craziest looks at the dry cleaners when I would ask Ngym if she could make sure to get those stains out.  She would say 'OMG that smells like bleach, but it didn't fade the color'  Right then she knew.  Oh, it was sooo embarrasing.

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:llma:

[APB]

Originally posted by Carson@Sep 23 2004, 07:22 PM
Oh, You're from Dramaville too.  That's neat!.  I bet we've dumped a lot of the same guys.

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Nope can't say I have been dumped. I am the one that dumps and I bet you got alot of my sloppy seconds.

[newduser]

You must have mascara in your eye, God I hate that. Cuz, you mis read my post. No biggie. Love you Bella!

[APB]

:glare: Damn it I hate when I get that shit in my eye...Oh well wanna go shopping?

[newduser]

Yes I do! I really need a houndstooth blazer to go with my new suede pants. You've gotta see 'em. You'll just cry. Can I stop for a Vanilla Latte and a scone on the way?

[APB]

Originally posted by Carson@Sep 23 2004, 07:37 PM
Yes I do!  I really need a houndstooth blazer to go with my new suede pants.  You've gotta see 'em.  You'll just cry.  Can I stop for a Vanilla Latte and a scone on the way?

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Oh yes! I just love Vanilla Lattes. I need to get a new pair of shoes and a thong. I'll be there in two shakes of your tushy.

[newduser]

Oh this palce(sp) is so much fun!

[fem]

Are you E, Carson?

[APB]

Of course not Fem, you silly girl he is Carson. Wanna go shopping with us?

[newduser]

Well, aren't you a little cutie! I have the same outfit in blue.

[asshat]

Let's say that you go down to the mall and go into Nordstrom. You are looking at scarves. You see a knick knack on one of the tables and you pick it up. Later my wife comes into Nordstroms. She sees that knick knack and also picks it up.

Now my question is: Now that she has your gay germs on her hands, if she comes home and touches me, am I going to get aids?

[Kyan]

Originally posted by Carson@Sep 23 2004, 07:42 PM
Oh this palce(sp) is so much fun!

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I pulled these items while I was thinking about you... I pulled a few other things while I was thinking about you, too, but we won't get into that.