[Bill]

A man goes to see his doctor because he has an incredibly small penis
and wants to know if anything can be done to help him.
The doctor rolls his eyes and says, "Okay, let's have a look."

The guy drops his pants and the doctor tries not to laugh and says,
"You're right! You definitely need help! But you're in luck because we have
a new procedure now that uses tissue taken from the trunk of a newborn baby
elephant. It doesn't hurt you and doesn't hurt the elephant, so everybody
wins."

The guy says, "Sign me up!"

So he checks into the hospital and has the operation. After
convalescing for a while, he gets the courage to ask a girl out on a date.

They're having dinner at a nice restaurant, when suddenly his penis
rips through his pants, snakes up over the edge of the table, grabs a
biscuit, and disappears back under the table. The guy doesn't know what to
think, and the girl's eyes are as big as quarters.

"Can you do that again?" she asks.

The guy gasps and says, "I think so, but I don't think my ass can take
another biscuit!"

[VitaminE]

I don't recall seeing this in the shitter box.

[Bill]

and you havn't seen your penis either...so how do you know its still there?

[CodeWarrior]

This is an old joke, even I knew it

[Bill]

Originally posted by CodeWarrior@Sep 20 2004, 08:04 PM
This is an old joke, even I knew it

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good for you...want a cookie?

[Velvet]

chocolatechip please

[Bill]

I got a special cookie for you velvet

[TomFoolery]

This thread bombed. Good job Bill.

[Bill]

yeahone day I'll be as good as you and be able to get it down to no comments at all.

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by Wyldbill@Sep 21 2004, 04:53 AM
yeahone day I'll be as good as you and be able to get it down to no comments at all.

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You can only hope.