09-21-2004, 11:08 PM
What do I use for lube?
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
To keep the suck level at an all time high...
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:08 PM
do you have sex, or do you fuck?
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:09 PM
DO you like Sara?Nobody doesn't like her.
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:10 PM
would you rather have wrinkly balls, or leathery balls?
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:10 PM
How many pages have I made with nothing but my questions?
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:11 PM
Am I banned from the Zoo?
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:12 PM
SOmebody dose UDC's coke with valium please. :blink:
09-21-2004, 11:16 PM
I'll dose your anus with my fist! 
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
09-21-2004, 11:31 PM
how big are your grandmother's nipples?
Dried up and scriveled...she died 5 years ago.
what is your second cousin's measurements?
Donât have a second cousin
what is your obsession with anal sex and alex trebek?
I like to have anal sex while watching jepordy
This or that: DOnkey cock or elephant cock.
Elephant = would you like some sausage.
could someone die from putting their nose into your asshole?
Only if I passed gas.
What do you think caused the extinction of the dinposaurs.
Your banter.
why is cameltoe turning me on so much?
Cause you like men in tights....
does anyone really have milk?
Yes...
is there such a thing as mental masturbation to the point where someone else feels it?
Yes i get my split personality off all the time.
Where would you be in life if there was no porn?
Out of work.
holy shit, I have a boner, why?
Because you find me sexy.
I have greeen pubes, why?
Two words....crotch rot.
why do I love the cock?
Because it wakes you up in the morning.
If I jumped off a bridge, would I break the back of that which is not known to have anything pertaining to what?
No logical answer.
why did you lick the hippos?
I got them confused with frogs.
How many licks doesz it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Ask mr owl
TO a Rhode Island county Jail?
One. To the right correctional officer.
Why did you lose that lovin' feeling?
About 3 minutes ago.
If I had a proverb, what would it be?
Speak not the smack that run-ith rampid in your head.
If there is a pronoun, is there an amatuernoun?
Only in golf.
If you did the splits right now, would you rip your pants?
Not wearing pants...so no.
What three animals would you like to bang, and why.
Why limit myself to just three.
do you find firemen sexy?
Only when their in those pin-up calanders.
Does a woman's biological clock keep time?
Yes
COuld I shit blood into your mouth?
No
please?
No
why not?
I just brushed my teeth.
when you were 26, did you ever sexually abuse tied sheep?
I was aquited of those charges.
I have questions that must be answered.
Says you.
Do you think I should upgrade my hydraulic penis to new 8.0?
No...itâs not compatable with boyfriend xp.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
Kick your ass.
what about a klonDYKE bar?
Still kick your ass.
is velvet bisexual?
I wish
What is a Trisexual?
A bisexual on a trycycle.
Is there a god?
See god FAQ
Have you read the God FAQ?
See above.
Why aren't you answering my questions, dammit!?
Your typing to damn fast.
if a white man REALLY HAD TO, could he jump?
Yes out of a window.
Are Male Gymnasts fairies?
No they are still gymnasts
Do you really want to hurt me?
Yes
Do you really want to make me cry?
No...rip out your eyes.
I'm starting to like to idea of banging you, vel.
Too bad thatâs not a mutual feeling.
COuld Jesus make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?
Yes...but we couldnât handle the gas.
is ashton Kutcher the devil incarnate?
yes.
Do you like ketchup or mustard?
Both.
if you had a duck, what would you name it?
Thanksgiving diner.
Poor, poor velvet./ I jsut finished. I was so fast you won;'t feel it until 7:00pm.
They call that premature ejaculation
Why aren't you a ninja?
I donât have slanted eyes.
Are you evious that I control all the world from Ohio?
Na.
if you lock it, I'll call you a mean word.
Pussy,
Why won;t you answer my questions?
You type to fast
Why isn;'t god there for margaret?
Why should she be special
in soviet russia, woudl teh thread lock you?
Yes in the trunk.
3|23 -/00 1337?
0
Have you ever fantasized about martha stewart?
Yes, in a prison uniform, being strip searched.
DO you like Baseball?
Yes
Is harrison ford sexy?
Only as Indiana Jones
Was there really a soviet russia, or was it all some crazy dream?
Yes
are you an indocannibal or exocannibal?
Neither
what is true Pi?
3.14@!%$^%@
What do I use for lube?
Spit.
do you have sex, or do you fuck?
Both..depends on my mood.
DO you like Sara?Nobody doesn't like her.
No..sheâs a bitch.
would you rather have wrinkly balls, or leathery balls?
Wrinkly
How many pages have I made with nothing but my questions?
Too many
Am I banned from the Zoo?
One can only hope.
Dried up and scriveled...she died 5 years ago.
what is your second cousin's measurements?
Donât have a second cousin
what is your obsession with anal sex and alex trebek?
I like to have anal sex while watching jepordy
This or that: DOnkey cock or elephant cock.
Elephant = would you like some sausage.
could someone die from putting their nose into your asshole?
Only if I passed gas.
What do you think caused the extinction of the dinposaurs.
Your banter.
why is cameltoe turning me on so much?
Cause you like men in tights....
does anyone really have milk?
Yes...
is there such a thing as mental masturbation to the point where someone else feels it?
Yes i get my split personality off all the time.
Where would you be in life if there was no porn?
Out of work.
holy shit, I have a boner, why?
Because you find me sexy.
I have greeen pubes, why?
Two words....crotch rot.
why do I love the cock?
Because it wakes you up in the morning.
If I jumped off a bridge, would I break the back of that which is not known to have anything pertaining to what?
No logical answer.
why did you lick the hippos?
I got them confused with frogs.
How many licks doesz it take you to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Ask mr owl
TO a Rhode Island county Jail?
One. To the right correctional officer.
Why did you lose that lovin' feeling?
About 3 minutes ago.
If I had a proverb, what would it be?
Speak not the smack that run-ith rampid in your head.
If there is a pronoun, is there an amatuernoun?
Only in golf.
If you did the splits right now, would you rip your pants?
Not wearing pants...so no.
What three animals would you like to bang, and why.
Why limit myself to just three.
do you find firemen sexy?
Only when their in those pin-up calanders.
Does a woman's biological clock keep time?
Yes
COuld I shit blood into your mouth?
No
please?
No
why not?
I just brushed my teeth.
when you were 26, did you ever sexually abuse tied sheep?
I was aquited of those charges.
I have questions that must be answered.
Says you.
Do you think I should upgrade my hydraulic penis to new 8.0?
No...itâs not compatable with boyfriend xp.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
Kick your ass.
what about a klonDYKE bar?
Still kick your ass.
is velvet bisexual?
I wish
What is a Trisexual?
A bisexual on a trycycle.
Is there a god?
See god FAQ
Have you read the God FAQ?
See above.
Why aren't you answering my questions, dammit!?
Your typing to damn fast.
if a white man REALLY HAD TO, could he jump?
Yes out of a window.
Are Male Gymnasts fairies?
No they are still gymnasts
Do you really want to hurt me?
Yes
Do you really want to make me cry?
No...rip out your eyes.
I'm starting to like to idea of banging you, vel.
Too bad thatâs not a mutual feeling.
COuld Jesus make a burrito so hot that he couldn't eat it?
Yes...but we couldnât handle the gas.
is ashton Kutcher the devil incarnate?
yes.
Do you like ketchup or mustard?
Both.
if you had a duck, what would you name it?
Thanksgiving diner.
Poor, poor velvet./ I jsut finished. I was so fast you won;'t feel it until 7:00pm.
They call that premature ejaculation
Why aren't you a ninja?
I donât have slanted eyes.
Are you evious that I control all the world from Ohio?
Na.
if you lock it, I'll call you a mean word.
Pussy,
Why won;t you answer my questions?
You type to fast
Why isn;'t god there for margaret?
Why should she be special
in soviet russia, woudl teh thread lock you?
Yes in the trunk.
3|23 -/00 1337?
0
Have you ever fantasized about martha stewart?
Yes, in a prison uniform, being strip searched.
DO you like Baseball?
Yes
Is harrison ford sexy?
Only as Indiana Jones
Was there really a soviet russia, or was it all some crazy dream?
Yes
are you an indocannibal or exocannibal?
Neither
what is true Pi?
3.14@!%$^%@
What do I use for lube?
Spit.
do you have sex, or do you fuck?
Both..depends on my mood.
DO you like Sara?Nobody doesn't like her.
No..sheâs a bitch.
would you rather have wrinkly balls, or leathery balls?
Wrinkly
How many pages have I made with nothing but my questions?
Too many
Am I banned from the Zoo?
One can only hope.
09-21-2004, 11:32 PM
Quote:Originally posted by Velvet@Sep 21 2004, 03:57 PM
Oh and do you think my boobs need implants
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yes implanted into my face
09-21-2004, 11:36 PM
Mmm nice thought there bill .. but would that make you happy ?
09-21-2004, 11:41 PM
yeah..for about ten min....at least.
09-21-2004, 11:43 PM
My boobs and I are on the way but im not responsible if you sufficate in them :lol:
09-21-2004, 11:45 PM
lol....I'd Die a happy man.
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