09-14-2004, 07:02 PM
Last night we were at a baseball game (Angels over Mariners 5 -1) and I told my wife I would get a lift back to my office for my motorcycle with another friend. This conversation then ensued:
Her: "Good. There's no room in the car, its filled with dirty ho's"
Me: :S
Her: "What? There's dirty ho's in the car, you know that."
Me: :$ "What have you been getting up to?"
She pauses. Thinks it over then says, "No! Not ho's like that. But dirty, muddy, nasty, grimy ho's."
Me: "I hope you're using protection."
She stopped talking to me. My neighbor was sitting next to me, and heard all of this but was oblivious enough as to the content that he turned to me and said, "I bought a 75 foot hose this weekend."
To which I said: "When you only buy one, you use the singular 'ho'."
He didn't laugh. Come to think of it, this whole thing was much funnier last night :S Forget it :$
Her: "Good. There's no room in the car, its filled with dirty ho's"
Me: :S
Her: "What? There's dirty ho's in the car, you know that."
Me: :$ "What have you been getting up to?"
She pauses. Thinks it over then says, "No! Not ho's like that. But dirty, muddy, nasty, grimy ho's."
Me: "I hope you're using protection."
She stopped talking to me. My neighbor was sitting next to me, and heard all of this but was oblivious enough as to the content that he turned to me and said, "I bought a 75 foot hose this weekend."
To which I said: "When you only buy one, you use the singular 'ho'."
He didn't laugh. Come to think of it, this whole thing was much funnier last night :S Forget it :$
