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I just had the following phone conversation:
#1

ring ring

SPork: "Speak"
Michelle: "Hi kisha"
Spork: "Who you calling kisha, you stupid bitch?"
Michelle "Is this kisha?"
Spork: "Yeah this is kisha"
Michelle: "Who's this?"
Spork: "Kisha"
Michelle: "Where's kisha"
Spork: "The trunk of my car, who's calling?"
Michelle "Michelle"
Spork: "Ever been raped?"
Click.

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#2

SporK Wrote:ring ring

SPork: "Speak"
Michelle: "Hi kisha"
Spork: "Who you calling kisha, you stupid bitch?"
Michelle "Is this kisha?"
Spork: "Yeah this is kisha"
Michelle: "Who's this?"
Spork: "Kisha"
Michelle: "Where's kisha"
Spork: "The trunk of my car, who's calling?"
Michelle "Michelle"
Spork: "Ever been raped?"
Click.

-Spork


Rack!
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#3

Is this one in your book? And are there more? If so, I might buy a 'used' copy.
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#4

minorthreat Wrote:Rack!

What the fuck is a Rack?

-Spork

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-SPorK
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#5

SporK Wrote:What the fuck is a Rack?

-Spork

It's like a shelf.
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's like a shelf.


Rack...again!
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#7

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:It's like a shelf.

Jam a microwave down your esophagus.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#8

Oh, I forgot..I give a fuck.
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#9

SporK Wrote:Jam a microwave down your esophagus.

-Spork


Would it slide with you if I returned the favor to your colon?
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#10

I am highly amused by this thread.

Who
Broken

"This one time I went outside, the graphics were okay, but the game play sucked"  {Quote - Its Kyle}
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#11

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Would it slide with you if I returned the favor to your colon?

Is this how you and minorthreat operate?

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#12

SporK Wrote:Is this how you and minorthreat operate?

-Spork


Possibly. I've been known to get freaky.
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#13

minorthreat Wrote:Possibly. I've been known to get freaky.

Wheres my set of poker chips, fuckchin?

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#14

SporK Wrote:Wheres my set of poker chips, fuckchin?

-Spork


Where's your address, O-ring?
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#15

minorthreat Wrote:Where's your address, O-ring?


RACK O-ring..dude..I wore that shit for bracelets.
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#16

minorthreat Wrote:Where's your address, O-ring?

Dude, you're such a con artist! You're trying to bamboozle me and it is not appreciated!

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#17

SporK Wrote:Dude, you're such a con artist! You're trying to bamboozle me and it is not appreciated!

-Spork


Why whatever do you mean?
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#18

minorthreat Wrote:Why whatever do you mean?

I hope someone pigeon drops you.

-Spork

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#19

SporK Wrote:I hope someone pigeon drops you.

-Spork


Great!
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#20

I wish the day crew had 1/10th of the night crews mojo.
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