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Conversation with my car agent
#1

BEW: (answering phone) Finally you call me back, fucker. Where's the new car I ordered from you and you said would be delivered TODAY?

Car Agent: (all humble) I'm sooooo sorry. The dealer didn't get it detailed in time. Maybe we please bring it this afternoon?

BEW: Fuck, no! I have to go to work to PAY for the damn thing, asshole.

Car Agent: Again, my apologies. How about tonight?

BEW: No. I'll be tired and hungry and wanting wine, not dealing with a loser like you who can't even get a new car to its buyer when you say you are. Bring it in the morning. 9:00a.m.

Car Agent: Sure thing! No problem. And thank you!
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#2

Who believes that is how the conversation went?
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#3

I don't. I think you're much bitchier than that in real life.
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#4

no.
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#5

Yea I believe that.So your an asshole in real life too?

See You In Toledo
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#6

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Who believes that is how the conversation went?

Not me and I'm gullible.
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#7

Actual conversation:

BEW: (all nice) Hi, thank you so much for returning my call. Um... I was kind of wondering about when the car might be delivered?

Car Agent: (casual) Yeah. Sorry I didn't return your calls. Was busy. The dealership screwed up and they'll getting it done. It'll be out this afternoon.

BEW: Oh. I'm terribly sorry but I have to work this afternoon. I don't mean to be any trouble, but is there any way it could be delivered in the morning? Say about nine?

Car Agent: Yeah. I guess so. Whatever.
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#8

I do not believe it. There is no way you give enough private tennis lessons to pay for a car.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#9

this thread sucks.
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#10

I would have kicked the guys ass through the phone. Youre a weak cunt BEW.
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#11

This thread just got better. </not>
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#12

BEW < AWW < Joanna Thomas

Just sayin.
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#13

leucetios Wrote:This thread just got better. </not>

Epic retort. Circa 1985.
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#14

Bill Wrote:BEW < AWW < Joanna Thomas

Just sayin.


I dont mind mediocrity.
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#15

AngryWhiteWoman Wrote:Epic retort. Circa 1985.

That didn't sound very angry...
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#16

who dis angry white woman be?
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#17

What kind of car?

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#18

CT280 Wrote:this thread sucks.
:loool:
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#19

CT280 Wrote:no.
...

[Image: Junkinbox.jpg]
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#20

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Who believes that is how the conversation went?


I believe you. That's how you've always talked to me.
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