09-19-2005, 10:42 PM
BEW: (answering phone) Finally you call me back, fucker. Where's the new car I ordered from you and you said would be delivered TODAY?
Car Agent: (all humble) I'm sooooo sorry. The dealer didn't get it detailed in time. Maybe we please bring it this afternoon?
BEW: Fuck, no! I have to go to work to PAY for the damn thing, asshole.
Car Agent: Again, my apologies. How about tonight?
BEW: No. I'll be tired and hungry and wanting wine, not dealing with a loser like you who can't even get a new car to its buyer when you say you are. Bring it in the morning. 9:00a.m.
Car Agent: Sure thing! No problem. And thank you!
Car Agent: (all humble) I'm sooooo sorry. The dealer didn't get it detailed in time. Maybe we please bring it this afternoon?
BEW: Fuck, no! I have to go to work to PAY for the damn thing, asshole.
Car Agent: Again, my apologies. How about tonight?
BEW: No. I'll be tired and hungry and wanting wine, not dealing with a loser like you who can't even get a new car to its buyer when you say you are. Bring it in the morning. 9:00a.m.
Car Agent: Sure thing! No problem. And thank you!

