[leucetios]

Tired of Code's crap lyrics, so here's some quality shit from the Dead Milkmen

now i understand some of you don't know sarah jane,
so i'll tell you a little bit about her.

she's a lesbian eskimo midget albino.
she went to college and she started
the lesbian eskimo midget albino student union,
and 400 people signed up!

there they were.
hundreds of 'em -
lesbian midget left-handed eskimo albinos.
did i mention the fact she's left handed?
she's left handed alright.

girls got some strange hobbies.
one of her hobbies is lowering children
into open man-holes.
which is kind of difficult
cause a lot of the children are taller than her,
her being a midget and everything -
well, her being a left-handed midget -
well, her being a left-handed lesbian midget -
well, her left-handed lesbian albino midget -
well, her being a left-handed lesbian albino midget eskimo.
life can be really difficult on that young lady.

she bit me once, you know.
right here.
you see this?
left a mark.

she was lowering a friend of mine's kid
into the sewer.
i run up and tried to stop her.
i said 'listen there you lesbian midget left-handed albino!
stop right there!'
and she bit me!

i'm afraid i'm gonna...
i'm gonna turn into a lesbian left-handed midget albino
when the moon is full.
oh my god the moon is full tonight!

i can feel myself shrinking.
i can feel myself getting left-handed.
i can feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo.
i can feel my skin turning white and my eyes getting red.
i can feel -
i can feel the urge to buy a suzanne vega album!
noooo!!! noooo!!!! noooo!!!! auuggghhh!!! oh, ok, it's just gas.

[CodeWarrior]

Did you just call the Stones crap?

[leucetios]

You posted the stones? Then yes.

I'm not a Stone's fan.


EDIT Which one was the stones?

[CodeWarrior]

Nervous Breakdown

[leucetios]

those were the best lyrics you posted. But they still were just mediocre