[BIRD33]

This is how I'd imagine a body to look after a horrific car wreck.

[Anhil8tor]

why would you even go outside with that on? You have to tell it doesn't fit.


what the fuck man.

[BIRD33]

[WoolyGoat]

:lool:

[Anhil8tor]

classy lady there.

[BIRD33]

[BIRD33]

Clean up in aisle 3.How did nobody die?

[video=youtube;h14UNm6yaWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h14UNm6yaWM&feature=player_embedded#![/video]

[BIRD33]

[video=youtube;rCK6zvWEN_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rCK6zvWEN_Q[/video]

[Anhil8tor]

racism reported!

[BIRD33]

Played a softball game last night against a customers team whom I don't like.The branch managers son and owners daughter are on the team and as the classy individual I am went over and said hello before the game.I promptly hit at the owners daughter in right field for an inside the park dinger.3-5, 5 RS.We shellack them by a dozen and the branch managers son makes an ass of himself sliding into second to break up a double play while down 15 in the last inning.Please keep your congratulations brief.

[BIRD33]

[leeman]

You bought a new car Bird?

[BIRD33]

No wonder Lebron left.

[Anhil8tor]

if thats clevelands finest... esh

[BIRD33]

These people have more faith in plexiglass they didnt install themselves than I do.I almost wish the kid got eaten to teach these people a lesson.I'm going to be a great father.

[video=youtube;6fbahS7VSFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fbahS7VSFs&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[BIRD33]

I'm going to be in Alabama till the end of the week and then when I get back I will be running a 12 mile race on Sunday.I'm pretty hardcore.I will be golfing every day but Thursday and Friday next week.Go fuck yourselves.

[Anhil8tor]

they let blacks in alabama now? You visitin mom there?

[BIRD33]

It was me and Cam Newton.

6AM flight.4 AM wake up call.Last drink at midnight.Could have taken a gutter slut back to the hotel but didnt.Puked in the airport bathroom.All class.

[Anhil8tor]

I've made that flight before... fuck.

[BIRD33]

Flesh-eating bacteria consumes man's penis


Milla's lawyer says that the infection turned into a flesh-eating bacteria that "ate his penis centimeter by centimeter."






Hey Joe Lawyer since I'm paying you $500 an hour can you maybe say "inch by inch"?Christ.


http://www.wdbo.com/news/news/local/fles...nis/nN8t7/