[leeman]

"Bird posts here what you got?"



WHO THE FUKK CAN BEAT THAT!!??

[BIRD33]

It's too much pressure.

[BIRD33]

This might be the funniest quote ever.


Professor Bailey, who has taught at Northwestern for two decades, said in his e-mail that the presentation was part of an informal series of events — each “entirely optional” and “not covered on exams” — that had previously featured “a transsexual performer, two convicted sex offenders” and “a swinging couple.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/04/educat...rn.html?hp

Oh well in that case...

[BIRD33]

http://www.wlky.com/news/27065163/detail.html

[BIRD33]

The principal and the youth director at my high school got arrested for sexual abuse of boys over the weekend.Both priests obviously.Neither hit on me when I went there.I gave off a strong hetero vibe even as a 14 year old.

[Anhil8tor]

So you went to catholic school?

[BIRD33]

Yup.12 years.

We would do confessions once every couple of months and they would bring us to the church and have a bunch of priests from all over the area be there to make it go quickly.I will never forget thinking I'm doing the right thing and telling a priest that my parents didnt take my family to mass on sunday.I think we were out of state for a soccer tourney.This fat fuck priest flips out demanding to know what we did instead and how dare we not go and straight up screaming at me why didnt I make a special trip myself to church because just because my parents were going to hell didnt mean I had to too.I was 10.I lied to the priest saying we tried to go but my sister got sick and all sorts of other shit just to get him to stop yelling at me.

This was my first clue that something wasnt quite right with religion.That priest got arrested the other day too.

[Anhil8tor]

I'm not catholic but never understood it. First time I went to mass with Mrs 8 I was like WTF? They are reading a book that they give you in the pew in front of you? Thats their sermon...

seriously?

[BIRD33]

Its not about providing a show compared to other christian religions.The mass was said in Latin until the 70's because it wasnt for regular people to understand, just believe.In a way I respect that more than the people doing back flips in the aisles version.That may be a northern thing.

[Ntype]

"Bird posts here what you got?"



WHO THE FUKK CAN BEAT THAT!!??

But I was raped by a bear in the hood

[CT280]

this is great news, lee.

[BIRD33]

Great What? jr is back.

[CT280]

news. this is great news.

a new tag line every once in awhile is just enough to keep me logging in.

[BIRD33]

Link us to your facebook!This place is on the rise!

[CT280]

i dont have one. can i give you 8's instead?

things started to move around here once the amazon link got kickin.

[BIRD33]

8's facebook will suffice.I can probably get the Larry the cable guy tour dates I've been looking for off there.

I feel like I'm doing cocaine when I log in here things are so wired!

[Anhil8tor]

Want purple hazes?

[BIRD33]

I'm taking the train to center city at 2:00 to watch the tournament and drink.Hammered by 5.

[Anhil8tor]

I bet Clay has his KU shorts on and is in front of the TV hoping they don't disappoint...

[BIRD33]

I would be nervous if I was him.KU is notorious for the early round knock out.