[Banana]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31552029/ns/...ent-music/

[Banana]

Farrah Fawcett too. http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/20...-thursday/

Happy Birthday Jimmy!

[BIRD33]

Fascinating to see people on the news focus on how hard an up bringing he had.He molested children.This will be the most glowing coverage of a child molesters death ever.


fuck you Jimmy.

[Paddy]

He actually turned out ok for somebody from Gary, Indiana.

[BIRD33]

CBSsports.com has "michael jackson dead" in its headlines.Is dropping loads on 12 year old boys an olympic event?


Lame joke I already heard this morning-Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning?he ate some 10 year old nuts.Hilarious.

[Anhil8tor]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]


still $$$$$ tho

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

CBSsports.com has "michael jackson dead" in its headlines.Is dropping loads on 12 year old boys an olympic event?


Lame joke I already heard this morning-Did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning?he ate some 10 year old nuts.Hilarious.

I heard that because of all his plastic surgery, they are going to melt him down for the plastic and make his remains into legos. Then the little boys can play with him.

[BIRD33]

Thats actually funny.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Thats actually funny.

I'm $$$

[BIRD33]

I'm $$$

Actually I just one upped a guy who told me the "did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning because he ate 11 year old nuts?" with your joke and it wasnt as money a response as you would imagine.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Actually I just one upped a guy who told me the "did you hear Michael Jackson died of food poisoning because he ate 11 year old nuts?" with your joke and it wasnt as money a response as you would imagine.

Ask him if he heard that McDonalds has created a burger in honor of the King of Pop. It has 50 year old meat and 11 year old buns.

[WoolyGoat]

:lool:

[BIRD33]

But what is Ashton Kutchers feelings on the king of pops death?Isnt that all that matters?I think so.He is the voice of my generation.If only a member here was queer as fuck to follow his every move, then I would know how to react.

[BIRD33]

Ask him if he heard that McDonalds has created a burger in honor of the King of Pop. It has 50 year old meat and 11 year old buns.

Thanks sir lates alot.Its fucking the weekend and I needed this gem 6 hours ago.I'm not sure it would have killed.The audience does have a 10th grade education.

[BIRD33]

But what is Ashton Kutchers feelings on the king of pops death?Isnt that all that matters?I think so.He is the voice of my generation.If only a member here was queer as fuck to follow his every move, then I would know how to react.

8 please bookmark this for HOF consideration.Staight gold, son.

[WoolyGoat]

I'm not sure he said anything.

[who]

michael jackson died?

huh

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Thanks sir lates alot.Its fucking the weekend and I needed this gem 6 hours ago.I'm not sure it would have killed.The audience does have a 10th grade education.

Did you hear some of the results of Jackson's autopsy?

He weighed 112 lbs

He was totally bald.

He had absolutely nothing inside his stomach except two partially dissolved pills (not sure what).

They said he had no bridge on his nose and appeared to have had a minimum of 13 facial reconstruction surgeries.

He had 2 broken ribs, apparantly from the CPR done on him by the EMT's.

He had multiple abrasions on his back and body, but they did not appear to be anything related to his death.

[BIRD33]

I heard the paramedics had to tell the doctor to move MJ off the bed he was doing the CPR on and onto the floor.Imagine the scene of the doctor slamming MJ's chest and his body bouncing off the mattress.

[Anhil8tor]

Someone told me yesterday that one of the boys that accused Mike came out and said he made it all up...


any truth?