[BIRD33]

http://deadspin.com/5825239/espn-intervi...n-of-child

[BIRD33]

Motorcross I guess is a sport where I would prefer to watch women rather than men.

[video=youtube;h3s19jjEeHE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3s19jjEeHE&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[BIRD33]

[video=youtube;jwvaEpYbUIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jwvaEpYbUIM[/video]

Golf today at 10.Shot a 79 last week so I'm shooting for mid 70's.Playing thursday afternoon as well.

[Anhil8tor]

So i'm guessing that thing is on its deathbed and they dump sodium (aka soy sauce) all over that thing to make it jump.


I couldn't eat that shit.

[BIRD33]

Its a person eat dog world out there for those asians.

85.Terrible.

[BIRD33]

Such great video.The only thing missing is a killer whale eating one of the guys when they fall in.There is no doubt they would have won the cold war if alcohol never was invented.

[video=youtube;QkUUpbDCxNc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkUUpbDCxNc&feature=player_embedded[/video]

[who]

hi

[BIRD33]

Insane.Watch the roof of a house chase a woman down.

[video=youtube;8vZR0Rq1Rfw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8vZR0Rq1Rfw[/video]

[who]

hi

this

[BIRD33]

I just want everyone to know I lived through the earthquake.Crazy shit.I thought some asshole hit our building with a truck.I made a huge sale right after it because I'm pretty fucking hardcore and don't let that shit phase me.

[WoolyGoat]

sounds like someone heard my prayers

[Anhil8tor]

Are earthquakes right up there with swimming as far as things black people hate?

[BIRD33]

Excellent question, racist.

Anyway this video is the shit."Drop a dime on this fool" as the award winning journalist says at the end.The store is not releasing surveillance video of a guy busting a semi through the front of the store to discourage copy cats.That sounds funny on the face of it cause how many times does a sex toy store get broken into like that so someone can steal a "life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks"?If its this store often.It happened last year too.

http://www.woio.com/story/15316670/sex-c...ey-sex-toy

[Anhil8tor]

So that mean yeah?

[who]

So that mean yeah?

probably second or third to eating pussy

[BIRD33]

Who's up on black guys sexual tastes.

[WoolyGoat]

snarg knows all about the taste too

[Anhil8tor]

Blacks eat pussy these days who... thats commonly known.


I'm unsure of wether or not they taste their own semen though. Bird?

[BIRD33]

Blacks eat pussy these days who... thats commonly known.


I'm unsure of wether or not they taste their own semen though. Bird?

Define "commonly known".Is this what the 3 toed sloth who cooks your lunch tells you or did you hear that at the barber shop while getting your fade touched up?

[BIRD33]

I've been using the recent spate of disasters to get laid.The earthquake afforded me the opportunity to text a broad I know wants me to see if she was still alive.7 hours after the quake so you know it was from the heart.This hurricane is right up my alley as well.Figuring when shits really getting realz on saturday I'm going to shoot her a text telling her I'm going to come over to make sure her house* is ok since she lives blocks from me.I think when you see those reports about the cost of the damage from the storm you need to factor in the positive aspects to get a true picture.



*vagina