[minorthreat]

Rack this entire thread. I fucking laughed!

[WoolyGoat]

has he answered anything yet?

[minorthreat]

No. I don't think he's even posted in it.

[WoolyGoat]

maybe we should start every thread with "hey phantom"

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

he's waiting on instructions. i bet he keeps calling himself to make sure he has an open line and good signal.

[BIRD33]

This thread requires a rape kit.

[squirt]

He's too busy playing the big bad bully by posting my pictures and trying to denigrate me.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

*ring* *ring*

operator: 9-1-1 what's your emergency.

phantom: i would like to report a rape.

operator: are you okay?

phantom: not really. could you just send someone out.

operator: who was the victim sir.

phantom: me

operator: um....you were raped?

phantom: :S

[BIRD33]

Operator: 911 whats your emergency?

Phantom: I'm at a forum and my bestest friend in the whole world hasnt said they liked me today.

Operator: A forum like online? This number is for emergencies only, sir.

Phantom::S

[minorthreat]

*ring* *ring*

operator: 9-1-1 what's your emergency.

phantom: i would like to report a rape.

operator: are you okay?

phantom: not really. could you just send someone out.

operator: who was the victim sir.

phantom: me

operator: um....you were raped?

phantom: :S

Great stuff! I'm bawling harder than Phantom at 9:30 pm sitting by the phone.

[snarg]

One thing we learn from above is squirt seems like a dumbass too and spells hollow "hallow".

jesus, bird, have you lost your mind??
commenting on someone's spelling and usage??
people who read your stuff are surprised you got a fucking ged

christ, find something else, that is just plain stupit
fahk, you were doin' pretty well till that little gem
i really can't believe you said that, get a grip, boy

[WoolyGoat]

you didn't need to say that 6 different ways, snarg.

[snarg]

you didn't need to say that 6 different ways, snarg.

my outrage knows no bounds, goat
it was just too silly for a serious palce like this

[Blondie]

I think the problem that Phantom hasn't come to realize yet is that when Christy wants to run someone, I know it makes sense in her head the logic for it, but to anyone else it just doesn't add up. So, its almost impossible to come up with an angle to back up her side of a story.

Although, Phantom has tried and he has kept it up way longer than anyone could have ever imagined. And for all of that, he has convinced everyone that he is the dumbest fuck on the forums.

I'm not running anyone. squirt follows me everywhere. This is old news.

[Blondie]

He's too busy playing the big bad bully by posting my pictures and trying to denigrate me.

Hello pot! Have you contributed anything today other than stalking and attacking people?

No? Carry on.

[phantom]

He's too busy playing the big bad bully by posting my pictures and trying to denigrate me.

You do a good job of that yourself.

[Blondie]

Here's another question on the table for Dumber (that's phantom).

If ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag gives out pictures of her awesome bewbies to every and any Tom, Dick, or Harry who will "run squirt," why, pray tell, do these people end up A) not running me, B) not being able to run me, and most importantly C) turning on ChrazyPsychoBitchSlag because she's so completely psychotic?

Of those who have been BRIBED to run me, some of them don't even like me. Goat, Flumper, and Lord knows who else at UJ she tried to BRIBE. Sorry to burst your bubble, but that speaks volumes about her character far more than it does about mine.

You got trolled this time bitch.

:lool:

[Blondie]

CT's still upset about the whole "penis" incident I see.

It totally belongs here.

NSFW

http://www.slutload.com/watch/EGGD4geul4...Willy.html

[CT280]

you and your puppy are flaming harder than ive ever seen on a board. congrats for getting outted again as a psycho internet whore, and having a "stable and normal" life at home. you are flailing like an epileptic on speed, and its funny as fuck to watch. thank you to you and your boy for providing some major entertainment today. at your expense of course, but hey, thats why we're all here.

[BIRD33]

Heres a fun stat:

Thread starts at around 3:30 PM yesterday.

Phantom is here the whole time and but never posts.

11:31 Blondie finally makes an appearance.

11:32 Phantom gets up enough nerve to post in a thread with his name on it.