[BIRD33]

A few weeks ago here, a couple of 12 year olds decided to microwave a cat. Obviously, the cat died. The media was all over it, yelling "where were the parents?! How could they let this happen?!"

For fuck's sake. Raise your hand if you were left alone in the house at 12 years old. Raise your hand if you have left your 12 year old home alone. Raise your hand if you even thought in a million years your kid would microwave a cat.

In situations like that, I don't think that's something you see coming. "Oh, I'd better not leave Johnny alone today. Last night, he was using that microwave and the cat was nearby....he might ..you know, put the two together!"

Raises hand.

[Banana]

Raises hand.

I didn't realize you had a kid.

[BIRD33]

I didn't realize you had a kid.

I've put a cat in the microwave but never turned it on.

[Banana]

I've put a cat in the microwave but never turned it on.

So, you should have never been left alone?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

So, you should have never been left alone?

He should have never been carried to term. Thanks.

[BIRD33]

So, you should have never been left alone?

I live alone and before I left this morning I put my dog in the dishwasher so I guess no.

seriously there is nothing funnier than getting stoned and putting your friends cat in the microwave and closing it so the light goes off and then forgetting about it and 6 hours later hearing the cat meow when you walk by it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I put a girl's dog in her freezer one time at a party. She went to get ice several minutes later and freaked when she opened it.

[WoolyGoat]

that's how Dwight killed Angela's cat.

[Banana]

And replaced it with a feral cat.

[Magdalena]

I didn't know my cat had climbed into the dryer one day. I came back into the laundry room, closed the dryer door and started it. I immediately heard the whump whump sound as she got tossed ass over teakettle, and her howls of indignation. She bolted out the second the door was opened, and promptly threw up on the carpet.

As far as the kid question goes, I tend to lean toward Flumper's explanation of each child being different and a parent has to be flexible enough to adjust parenting styles with the personality differences of the children. I'm pretty sure my son is going to be a handful when he reaches the dreaded teenage years.

[Paddy]

I'm pretty sure my son is going to be a handful when he reaches the dreaded teenage years.

Smother him with a pillow while you have the chance.

[Banana]

I didn't know my cat had climbed into the dryer one day. I came back into the laundry room, closed the dryer door and started it. I immediately heard the whump whump sound as she got tossed ass over teakettle, and her howls of indignation. She bolted out the second the door was opened, and promptly threw up on the carpet.

I've done the same thing. I still giggle about it.

[Magdalena]

I've done the same thing. I still giggle about it.

Me too. She was seven different flavors of fucked off.

[Banana]

Me too. She was seven different flavors of fucked off.

Cats are retards. Retards are endearing. Hence, I love cats.

When I lived with my grandma, I was sleeping, and I heard the phone ring, followed by this gawd-awful commotion. The cat screeched and I heard things clatter and break. Then I heard my grandma calmly say "Well, I'm sorry Jingles, but that's wht you get when you sleep on the phone."

Stupid cat.

[Magdalena]

That's awesome! My cats are total morons, but I adore them. Stella is a blithering neurotic, and Morgan has gas that could make a Navy Seal weep.

[Paddy]

[BIRD33]

Is paddy seriously posting picture of his cat dressed up?

[Paddy]

Is paddy seriously posting picture of his cat dressed up?

I'm trying to impress the new girl.

[BIRD33]

I'm trying to impress the new girl.

Tell the truth.Are you kind of pissed that that guy is honing in on your territory with his board rankings?Forum gossip is all you got.Fight for whats yours.

[Paddy]