09-25-2007, 02:34 PM
10. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
9. Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14
8. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, age 9
7. Don't punch your Dad hard in the stomach, even when he tells you to. - Emily, age 12
6. Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, age 14
5. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11
4. A puppy always has bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9
3. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, age 11
2. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Amir, age 9
1. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer. - Hannah, age 9
9. Never tell your Mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14
8. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, age 9
7. Don't punch your Dad hard in the stomach, even when he tells you to. - Emily, age 12
6. Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, age 14
5. When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11
4. A puppy always has bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9
3. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, age 11
2. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Amir, age 9
1. When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer. - Hannah, age 9
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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