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1. They barf - my daughter barfed all over the dinner table last week. :err:
2. The pick boogers and give them to you
3. They need their bum wiped for way tooooo many years.
4. They lead to their parents talking about them incessantly. Like this thread.
Feel free to add.
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5. They like the Wiggles :|
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they ruin sex. which is ironic.
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They make your insurance skyrocket.
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As weird as it sounds I would do it all over again 50 times over and more. I miss when they were babies! :blink:
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I guess you can say that now that they are not babies anymore.
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Banana Wrote:I guess you can say that now that they are not babies anymore.
Actually in a sense they will always be my babies
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Well, yes. But, I love kids, but HATE babies. The sleep deprivation, the spit up, the crying.....it's enough to make a person insane.
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Banana Wrote:Well, yes. But, I love kids, but HATE babies. The sleep deprivation, the spit up, the crying.....it's enough to make a person insane.
*evil laugh*
LMAO.
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They cut into drinking time and the drinking funds.
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They poop on the carpet and you can't rub their nose in it.
No one comes over to see you anymore, just the baby. Remember when you had a life? I don't either.
They have all the energy in the world and nothing to do. You have no energy in the world and everything to do.
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I've raised 3 kids that arent even mine.
It's a thin line.
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i raised my kid alone and she hate me
this probably does not come as a shock to youse
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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FTR- those are kids that ended up on my doorstep for one reason or another.
What can ya do...
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Blondie Wrote:FTR- those are kids that ended up on my doorstep for one reason or another.
What can ya do...
Rug factory ??
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