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Spring Break Trip
#21

I'm not sure that any of these are going to make me the "cool dad".
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#22

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm not sure that any of these are going to make me the "cool dad".
Buy them Zima's.
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#23

Now we are getting somewhere. Zima shots every 10 miles?
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#24

Or I spy and every wrong answer you give, you gotta take a zima chug.
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#25

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Or I spy and every wrong answer you give, you gotta take a zima chug.
There ya go.

If they start trying to guess wrong, you're in trouble.
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#26

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm not sure that any of these are going to make me the "cool dad".

You are not a cool dad. Whatever gave you that idea?
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#27

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Or I spy and every wrong answer you give, you gotta take a zima chug.
You need to come up with a method of determining for how long they have to chug.
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#28

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You are not a cool dad. Whatever gave you that idea?

Oh yeah, well how many other dad's can blow two smoke rings at a time?
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#29

goldan Wrote:You need to come up with a method of determining for how long they have to chug.

First one that throws up, gets a prize?
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#30

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Oh yeah, well how many other dad's can blow two smoke rings at a time?


Those were hearts, thanks.
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#31

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:First one that throws up, gets a prize?
No. That's not what I meant. Also, only losers puke. Don't do zimas. Sweet stuff encourages puking.
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#32

goldan Wrote:No. That's not what I meant. Also, only losers puke. Don't do zimas. Sweet stuff encourages puking.

They're 12. >_>
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#33

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:They're 12. >_>
I know. That also means that you'll never be the cool dad again unless you let them do stuff that they aren't allowed to do with the other parents.
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#34

goldan Wrote:I know. That also means that you'll never be the cool dad again unless you let them do stuff that they aren't allowed to do with the other parents.

Well, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure a backseat full of bags of zima vomit would put me in the category of letting them do things that other parents won't.
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#35

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Well, I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure a backseat full of bags of zima vomit would put me in the category of letting them do things that other parents won't.
Then they may never want to do it again. You'd have to come up with another way to be cool. Just get them stoned.
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#36

Think you hate it now, but wait till you drive it.

[Image: Truckster.jpg]
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#37

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Oh yeah, well how many other dad's can blow two smoke rings at a time?

Its the fact that they come out of opposite ends thats impressive.

See You In Toledo
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#38

BIRD33 Wrote:Its the fact that they come out of opposite ends thats impressive.

WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOOD!!!
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#39

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:WATCH OUT FOR THE FLOOD!!!
You wish that was yours.

See You In Toledo
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#40

BIRD33 Wrote:You wish that was yours.

Its the new "rack"
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