[Anhil8tor]

Go

[BIRD33]

Wow this was thoughtful.I know Wooley goat thanks you as the guys all up on my tip.

Flew out there sitting next to a 18 year old piece while I drank Heineken's and stared at her tits so that was nice.I realized I was too old when she was drawing peace symbols on her hands.

Stayed at this guy who works for me parents place in the Villages north of Orlando.Nice house surrounded by no joke 30 golf courses.It was like that twilight zone episode where that guy went in for surgery and when he woke up everyone had pig faces except in this case everyone was 60 plus years old.It got to the point where if a chick looked like she could still get her period you did a double take.

Went diving for scallops the second day which was pretty bad ass.Some dude they knew had a twenty some foot boat and htey basically take you out into the gulf to where its 6 to 10 feet deep and drop a raft with a long rope attached to it and you hang onto that while he trolls around and you look down with the mask and snorkel for scallops.We had some hot 25 year old school teacher on the boat with us so I stared at her camel toe the whole time and listened to how she liked the detriot red wings and pretended that because I live in PA I must be a penguins fan and golly we showed those wings what was up!Anyway we caught maybe 3 or 4 dozen scallops.My back got burnt to shit since basically your being dragged stomach down through the water for 5 hours.We cooked those bitches up with a little garlic and then wrapped some of them in bacon.

Next day freshwater fishing followed by golf that got rained out.Next day we drove to some lame ass backwater fishing town for lunch and I basically made us stay and watch Watson blow the open.Then more golf that afternoon where I dropped an 84 with borrowed clubs.The courses are designed by Arnold Palmer but you can tell he had old folks in mind because unless you play from the tips its pretty easy since the fairways are wide as shit but they were nice courses overall.

Flying home my plane dropped 15 feet out of nowhere and scared the shit out of everyone.Some black broad hit her head on the ceiling and they had to wheel chair her off.

I believe I drank a case of beer a day.

[WoolyGoat]

I've always wondered if balcks could get sunburns.

[BIRD33]

I've always wondered if balcks could get sunburns.

Next time lean over the wall that segregates the white towns from the blacks in boston and ask a brother.

[Paddy]

Welcome back.

Are the 4 of us doing fantasy football this year?

[BIRD33]

I will do it but put no effort into it which got me 2nd place last year.

[Anhil8tor]

Welcome back.

Are the 4 of us doing fantasy football this year?

leeman makes 5.

can you get clay and foolery in?

[NinjaBassist]

How big was this camel toe?

[BIRD33]

small puppet mouth size.very nice.Hard body in a tight bikini.

[NinjaBassist]

Nice shit then it would like her pussy is smokin a cuban cigar when she is gettin banged.

[BIRD33]

I'm not sure we share the vision of what a nice pussy looks like.That chick you fucked in vegas probably had a camel toe that looked like the open end of Mcdonalds take out bag.

[NinjaBassist]

10 bucks only gets you so far in hooker land

[BIRD33]

Last night at my basketball game I drained 3 consecutive deep three's for the win in the face of some kid who plays DIII ball at some joke college in PA.The last one was from at least 35 feet cause they were playing me tight after the first two.I go to shake the kids hand after the game and he won't and tells me my shots were bullshit.I say those 30 footers were bullshit?I then tell him not to be discouraged and to stay in school.Pure T. Class.

[WoolyGoat]

gym class hero

[BIRD33]

I don't like to toot my own horn but I've been on fire lately.

[Paddy]

I've been on fire

If only.

[NinjaBassist]

I don't like to toot my own horn but I've been on fire lately.

So you were the one that schooled Lebron at the Nike bball camp when the tapes got destroyed

[BIRD33]

Here's that Lebron getting dunked on video, finally.I don't know if its just because the Erin Andrews video was so money but this seems like the biggest something out of nothing story ever now.

http://deadspin.com/5320554/and-heres-th...ebron-dunk