[Vitamin E]

The Arby's lady on Sunday was being a bit of a smart ass. I totally took the pussy route and let it slide. I figured I ran her thru the call box she'd menstrate in my food.

I was entirely too hungry to look for spit on my hot ham and cheeze. I just ate it and am fine today.

[Blondie]

The Arby's lady on Sunday was being a bit of a smart ass. I totally took the pussy route and let it slide. I figured I ran her thru the call box she'd menstrate in my food.

I was entirely too hungry to look for spit on my hot ham and cheeze. I just ate it and am fine today.

Shocker.

[Poppy]

True story:

Back in the old days when I was dirt poor, I would pull up to a drive thru & order something small on the menu. I would hand the person a $5.00 bill & when I got my change back, I would tell them the change they gave me was incorrect & that I gave them a $20.

9 times out of 10 they believed me.

[BIRD33]

I valeted my car at a wedding downtown this weekend and left my pipe and a nic of weed in the glove compartment.I chatted up the black guy who took the car and he seemed like a nice guy.I picked it up from the same guy and tipped him a few bucks.Of course the weed was gone but the pipe was still there so I ended up admiring the guy for looking me straight in the face and smiling after stealing my weed but also had the decency not to take the pipe too.

[Vitamin E]

If this isn't bad enough I got runned by the lady at the Verizon kiosk. I used the word 'port' in bad context....

Vit E: So when will my number be ported from my old phone to my new phone?

Verizon Hoochie: Ahhhh, you're number isn't being ported, you're new phone is being activated! Number ports are when your number is being redirected from another carrier.

Vit E: Thanks for the vocabulary lesson, care to answer the question?

Verizon Hoochie: [raised eyebrow]Immediately, duh(under her breath)[/raised eyebrow]

Vit E: Are you friends with Nick Burns?

Verizon Hoochie: Let's just get this finished, Please!

[Paddy]

I'd rather eat boiled shit than Arby's.

[CT280]

i have been caught jerking off 3 times as i pull up. i was positive i could finish as soon as she said " please pull around to the second window". i was positive thats what she meant.

[Vitamin E]

Shocker.

Absolutely not. I would never finger this chick in the ass. Well, maybe if she let me wear a pair of the plastic gloves she was rockin'.

[Vitamin E]

I'd rather eat boiled shit than Arby's.

Chicagoans are spoiled with great resteraunts.

[Paddy]

Chicagoans are spoiled with great resteraunts.

Fattest city in the country, and proud of it.

[goldan]

True story:

Back in the old days when I was dirt poor, I would pull up to a drive thru & order something small on the menu. I would hand the person a $5.00 bill & when I got my change back, I would tell them the change they gave me was incorrect & that I gave them a $20.

9 times out of 10 they believed me.

I hated people like you when I was a cashier. I would make them sit there and watch me count down my drawer. Half the time, they would leave.

[Paddy]

Poor people stealing from poor people is not cool.

[Sassy]

Poor people stealing from poor people is not cool.

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