[Vitamin E]

I really could use some quality time with the-elf right now.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Allow me to use this tiny window of time while I am unbanned to run and get him for you.

[minorthreat]

I really could use some quality time with the-elf right now.

PM me your #. I'm going out drinking tonight and would like to have someone listen to me when the bars close.

[Vitamin E]

First promise me you'll bring a big girl home.

[minorthreat]

First promise me you'll bring a big girl home.

I wish I could. My batting average has slipped badly.

I'd settle for even a handjob. She wouldn't have to move her hand. I'd hump it and stuff.

[Vitamin E]

Dude I can talk women into doing the sick shit they'd never do with another guy. Just hand her the phone, she's fuck herself with yer big toe in no time.

[minorthreat]

Dude I can talk women into doing the sick shit they'd never do with another guy. Just hand her the phone, she's fuck herself with yer big toe in no time.

We'd make a great team. You can talk them into it. I can be the pervert.

[Vitamin E]

We'd make a great team. You can talk them into it. I can be the pervert.

They'd dedicate an episode of dateline

[Vitamin E]

I'm toying with her make up..wanna see?

[Vitamin E]

[Vitamin E]

[FuckYoPost]

PM me your #. I'm going out drinking tonight and would like to have someone listen to me when the bars close.

Have you lost any weight, yet?

[Vitamin E]

Have you lost any weight, yet?

You're killing my old smack is better than no smack stance.

[minorthreat]

Have you lost any weight, yet?

Nope, have you gained any?

[FuckYoPost]

Nope, have you gained any?

I am a big dude... I can't afford to gain any more. 6'2"- 220