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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

I really could use some quality time with the-elf right now.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Blueeyedwoman - 08-06-2006

Allow me to use this tiny window of time while I am unbanned to run and get him for you.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - minorthreat - 08-06-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:I really could use some quality time with the-elf right now.

PM me your #. I'm going out drinking tonight and would like to have someone listen to me when the bars close.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

First promise me you'll bring a big girl home.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - minorthreat - 08-06-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:First promise me you'll bring a big girl home.

I wish I could. My batting average has slipped badly.

I'd settle for even a handjob. She wouldn't have to move her hand. I'd hump it and stuff.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

Dude I can talk women into doing the sick shit they'd never do with another guy. Just hand her the phone, she's fuck herself with yer big toe in no time.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - minorthreat - 08-06-2006

Vitamin E Wrote:Dude I can talk women into doing the sick shit they'd never do with another guy. Just hand her the phone, she's fuck herself with yer big toe in no time.

We'd make a great team. You can talk them into it. I can be the pervert.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

minorthreat Wrote:We'd make a great team. You can talk them into it. I can be the pervert.

They'd dedicate an episode of dateline

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

I'm toying with her make up..wanna see?

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

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Home alone on a Saturday night - FuckYoPost - 08-06-2006

minorthreat Wrote:PM me your #. I'm going out drinking tonight and would like to have someone listen to me when the bars close.

Have you lost any weight, yet?

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Home alone on a Saturday night - Vitamin E - 08-06-2006

FuckYoPost Wrote:Have you lost any weight, yet?

You're killing my old smack is better than no smack stance.

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Home alone on a Saturday night - minorthreat - 08-06-2006

FuckYoPost Wrote:Have you lost any weight, yet?

Nope, have you gained any?

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Home alone on a Saturday night - FuckYoPost - 08-06-2006

minorthreat Wrote:Nope, have you gained any?

I am a big dude... I can't afford to gain any more. 6'2"- 220

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