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wedding anyone
#1

This is a true story about a wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding atthe reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talkto the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila
envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.


you got 2 hand it to the guy.....
balls of steel :dev:
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#2

That's actually an urban legend.
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#3

Sassy is this story real?
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#4

Quote: Sassy is this story real?
Yeah, Yes I think this is story real, but I'm not completely sure. B)

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#5

either way its funny, smart and something i might now do Smile just for a laugh value..... will have to use photoshop of course Wink
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#6

32,000 for a wedding? I believe I'd rather spend that on a honeymoon. Damn. give me a bouquet, friends and family, a minister, and a groom and i'm happy lol. The real fun is on the honeymoon anyway!!!
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by xoxmelxox@Jun 15 2004, 10:11 PM
32,000 for a wedding?  I believe I'd rather spend that on a honeymoon.  Damn.  give me a bouquet, friends and family, a minister, and a groom and i'm happy lol.  The real fun is on the honeymoon anyway!!!
I would take you to the Super 8 for the week and put plastic down. Just sayin'
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#8

Legend found here..

http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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