[ClayRock]

Father's day gift for the dad who has everything?

SRO...my dad is 48, doesn't do sports, doesn't fish, likes his yard and garden...thoughts?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

[ClayRock]

fuck that

[Martiniman]

Hi guys! I'd like to be a dad someday. Guess if I fucked my imaginary girlfriend Julie it might happen, huh? Julie lives in the apartment right behind mine. At least she used to. I think.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Welcome MM.

PS. This is Animal.

[ClayRock]

Hi guys! I'd like to be a dad someday. Guess if I fucked my imaginary girlfriend Julie it might happen, huh? Julie lives in the apartment right behind mine. At least she used to. I think.

stop fucking up my thread

[Martiniman]

I'm sorry, pal. No offense meant. I'm on vacation right now so I'll be posting a lot. Did I say vacation? I mean I'm unemployed. Friends?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I'm sorry, pal. No offense meant. I'm on vacation right now so I'll be posting a lot. Did I say vacation? I mean I'm unemployed. Friends?

:lool:

[ClayRock]

I'm sorry, pal. No offense meant. I'm on vacation right now so I'll be posting a lot. Did I say vacation? I mean I'm unemployed. Friends?

i'm glad you told me all about it in my Father's day thread. go fuck yourself

[Blondie]

There goes every fucking thread on the board. Fuck.

[Martiniman]

:lool:

Hi friend! I hear you're quite the cook. Me, too. I like to wear orange sweatshirts when I cook. That's some bar-be-que grill you've got there. Mind if I ask what it set you back? That's about what I'd make in a year. If I had a job and all.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Hi guys! I'd like to be a dad someday. Guess if I fucked my imaginary girlfriend Julie it might happen, huh? Julie lives in the apartment right behind mine. At least she used to. I think.

HA! That's some good shit right there. :loool:

[ClayRock]

:mellow:

don't make this palce suck worse than the other 2 UJ spinoff boards, please...we were ALMOST back on track.

[Tribal Dragon]

Something to kill these fuckers. I was in Overland Park this weekend, and I sware they would kill you if they had the chance.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Hi friend! I hear you're quite the cook. Me, too. I like to wear orange sweatshirts when I cook. That's some bar-be-que grill you've got there. Mind if I ask what it set you back? That's about what I'd make in a year. If I had a job and all.

Thanks. I gave $5500 for it. The guy was asking $7500 but he had been trying to sell it for a long time and needed the money. When I see people cooking in orange sweatshirts, I generally buttfuck their earhole.

[Martiniman]

HA! That's some good shit right there. :loool:

Thanks, pal. I like your shit, too. This is a nice place to post. I think I'll have a gin martini. With an olive.

[ClayRock]

Something to kill these fuckers. I was in Overland Park this weekend, and I sware they would kill you if they had the chance.

yeah, ticks are out of control this year..probably because of how dry its been. luckily I treated the yard twice this year so the dogs shouldn't get anything. i've been relunctant to take teh dog running because of ticks and fleas.

[Dr. Lecter]

So after reading this thread you should get your dad some tickspray or a new old school charcoal barbecue grill, if he likes the yard.

Or an MP3 player.

[Anhil8tor]

I ordered a "Happy Fathers Day" label for a fifth of crown royal...


I wonder if the spouser will "get the hint"

[goldan]

I stopped buying my dad things. I just get him a card. The only thing he uses that I've ever bought him is a stud finder.