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#21

Major Private Wrote:If you call making a fool out of yourself with retarded 2nd grade level rhymes "running someone", then yeah you ran me.:ct:

Do you even have teh 1st clue the extent of shit that you spew? Or does it just fall out of your ass due to that aborigine sperm bank being the size of an average kiddie pool?

Go wipe that gaping maw you call an asshole with a demolition saw.

You just rhymed better than Oil-Dog ever has.
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#22

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Swits is a judge.

Swits is a dumb cunt.

-SPorK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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-SPorK
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#23

trouble Wrote:haha as long as you didn't mean fuck e judge. I can't flame, Swits is better at flaming, she went like 20 rounds or so with the Original Spork and Hybrid (I don't think it's the same Hybrid that is posting on IT at the present time)

You mean she swallowed cum for 20 rounds?

Not surprising.

-SPorK

Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.

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#24

Raiden Wrote:You just rhymed better than Oil-Dog ever has.
Still upset because I e-slapped you and your boyfriend MP at the same time, on your own faggoty-ass site? The site that owns you.....yeah right! :d

The only thing it owns is a Members List full of retarded homo's.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#25

Ashsak Wrote:You got owned at Ownster, no wonder why you haven't been back.
Yeah? The fact that Ownster site acts as a retard magnet for losers like you wouldn't have anything to do with it, would it?

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#26

Major Private Wrote:blah blah blah.....yeah you ran me.
Bow down to your new master. I am now known as Major Privates own(st)er. You got served, bitch.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#27

Oli-dogg Wrote:Bow down to your new master. I am now known as Major Privates own(st)er. You got served, bitch.


Stop tarding up this thread, dumbfuck.
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#28

Major Private Wrote:Do you even have teh 1st clue the extent of shit that you spew? Or does it just fall out of your ass due to that aborigine sperm bank being the size of an average kiddie pool?

Go wipe that gaping maw you call an asshole with a demolition saw.


^^^^saving his best material for the smackoff.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#29

can I vbookie it before it starts?
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#30

"Gaping maw"?

See You In Toledo
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#31

Anhil8tor Wrote:can I vbookie it before it starts?


Yes.
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#32

In.

Fuck.
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#33

SporK Wrote:You mean she swallowed cum for 20 rounds?

Not surprising.

-SPorK
You're even better at it than I am.

Not surprising.

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#34

BIRD33 Wrote:"Gaping maw"?

There was a line in Beowolf, where he "glut is maw". I think maw is some kind of another name for "mouth". Thanks.
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#35

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:In.

Excellent, now WTF is representing.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#36

Minorthreat, people are asking what the rules are and for details of how this will go down.

Can we get somma that?
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#37

I hope there will be lots of spelling/grammar smack.
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#38

Raiden Wrote:I hope there will be lots of spelling/grammar smack.
Fuck, you just revealed my game book. Damn you!

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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#39

I'm calling dibs on Mom smack. I invented that shit.
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#40

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Minorthreat, people are asking what the rules are and for details of how this will go down.

Can we get somma that?


Each person will have an opponent. They will smack each other in a thread marked just for them. There will be some sort of time limit(probably a whole day). When the time is up, the thread will be locked. The judges will then meet and decide who wins the round. The winner will go on to the next round. The loser is done.

I'd also like to keep the thread without outside interference. Save your praise or put downs for later if you are not one of the two flaming each other.
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