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#1

Here it is. I'll probably let this go throughout the weekend and have it start sometime next week. It all depends on how many participate. There are no teams. You may have to flame someone from your own board. The whole thing will be held here. If that is a problem, GFYJO. Don't be a pussy. Thanks.
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#2

In

Edit: Can we wait to hold this until I'm on some kinda hot streak? Thanks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#3

TomFoolery Wrote:In

Edit: Can we wait to hold this until I'm on some kinda hot streak? Thanks.


Dood, nobody is colder than I am right now.
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#4

I am into everything except the shit sandwich, I love to abuse and annoy people

Run like your being chased,
Sing like your on Broadway,
And Fuck like your a Pornstar.
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#5

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:I am into everything except the shit sandwich, I love to abuse and annoy people


Cool.
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#6

Your Mums Pimp Wrote:I am into everything except the shit sandwich, I love to abuse and annoy people
What? Nobody mentioned a shit sandwich. Are you in or out?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#7

It's official - ya'll gonna get smacked-da-fuck-out by Your Mums Pimp.

I've heard after he rips his victims to pieces he nurses them back to good health so he can pimp them out again.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#8

Oli-dogg Wrote:It's official - ya'll gonna get smacked-da-fuck-out by Your Mums Pimp.

I've heard after he rips his victims to pieces he nurses them back to good health so he can pimp them out again.

Are you kidding? That guy needs a Wet One and some Desitin after he shit himself in this very thread.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

TomFoolery Wrote:Are you kidding? That guy needs a Wet One and some Desitin after he shit himself in this very thread.
If i was a judge, i'd have to look up what desitin is to know if it was properly used in this smack application. Thanks.
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#10

minorthreat Wrote:Dood, nobody is colder than I am right now.


hello anson.
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#11

In, and Siwts is too from ON so far

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#12

Major Private Wrote:In, and Siwts is too from ON so far
Swits is a judge.
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#13

Someone wanted me to judge? I am impartial. :blink:
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#14

Major Private Wrote:In, and Siwts is too from ON so far
I just ran you at Ownster. What are you doing back so soon?

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I'm a rap battle assassin, send me a PM
If you want someone run - tell me who, where and when![/SIZE]
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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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#15

trouble Wrote:Someone wanted me to judge? I am impartial. :blink:
Fuck a judge. Get in the contest. It'll be fun. Or not.
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#16

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Fuck a judge. Get in the contest. It'll be fun. Or not.

haha as long as you didn't mean fuck e judge. I can't flame, Swits is better at flaming, she went like 20 rounds or so with the Original Spork and Hybrid (I don't think it's the same Hybrid that is posting on IT at the present time)
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#17

Oli-dogg Wrote:I just ran you at Ownster. What are you doing back so soon?

You got owned at Ownster, no wonder why you haven't been back.
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#18

Oli-dogg Wrote:I just ran you at Ownster. What are you doing back so soon?

If you call making a fool out of yourself with retarded 2nd grade level rhymes "running someone", then yeah you ran me.:ct:

Do you even have teh 1st clue the extent of shit that you spew? Or does it just fall out of your ass due to that aborigine sperm bank being the size of an average kiddie pool?

Go wipe that gaping maw you call an asshole with a demolition saw.

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#19

Somehow I'll fit in to this. Where is there a need?
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#20

Hey MP I'll see if SQ Bimmer will do it.. hahaha. J/K.
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