[SporK]

Does the real spork pat you on the head when you make a funny?Why hide behind somebody elses nic, pussy?

If you fucking knew anything you'd know that was a CLASSIC spork line. Spork gave me the name. K?

-Spork

[Bill]

You going to keep sucking or you gonna let oil dogg pull out?

-Spork

oil dog?
Is that your safe word for when you're getting force fed too much cock?

[BIRD33]

If you fucking knew anything you'd know that was a CLASSIC spork line. Spork gave me the name. K?

-Spork

The real spork pats your head not me.Why would you want to use another guys nic?Seems really gay to me,almost like you've got nothing until you take your friends personality on for yourself.Is the real you really that boring you could'nt come up with your own name and original posts?You are a guy imitating another internet posters style, get a life.

[SporK]

oil dog?
Is that your safe word for when you're getting force fed too much cock?

Think of anything original lately? Oh, wait...

Sit down, clown. You're over. Do you always go down so fast or does oil have to write some of his gay poetry for you first?

Next time you want to step up, at least bring it.

-Spork

P.s. Oil dog is two words.

[SporK]

The real spork pats your head not me.Why would you want to use another guys nic?Seems really gay to me,almost like you've got nothing until you take your friends personality on for yourself.Is the real you really that boring you could'nt come up with your own name and original posts?You are a guy imitating another internet posters style, get a life.

You'd know about gay...wouldn't you?

Spork and I get drunk and look for hos together...I usually wingman and fuck the ugly friend. Obviously...I get all my info directly from the man. E.g. the cum napkins story - he wrote it. I posted it.

Publicity.

-SporK

[Bill]

Think of anything original lately? Oh, wait...

Sit down, clown. You're over. Do you always go down so fast or does oil have to write some of his gay poetry for you first?

Next time you want to step up, at least bring it.

-Spork

P.s. Oil dog is two words.

Dood your vagina's bleeding.
It's so easy to continually point the finger and say" think of anything original lately?" when in truth everthing you've posted in this thread has been posted 10 times over across multipule boards. Why not let the ownster crew pull their elbo deep arm outta your ass and start being your own poster.

[Bill]

I see the pow wow at ownster on what to type next is going well.

[Bill]

Should I do it for you?


Blah, blah blah, I'm a pussy who cann't survive without somone at ownster pulling my strings blah, blah blah.

- spunk

[BIRD33]

You'd know about gay...wouldn't you?

Spork and I get drunk and look for hos together...I usually wingman and fuck the ugly friend. Obviously...I get all my info directly from the man. E.g. the cum napkins story - he wrote it. I posted it.

Publicity.

-SporK

So all this talk about fucking chicks is you living through your friend?Your life sucks that bad?This is the gayest thing Ive ever heard.Do you wash his car for the privledge of talking to him?Don't come back here until you have some stories of your own instead of what your super cool friend told you he did while you washed his underwear and baked him a pie, faggot.

[SporK]

So all this talk about fucking chicks is you living through your friend?Your life sucks that bad?This is the gayest thing Ive ever heard.Do you wash his car for the privledge of talking to him?Don't come back here until you have some stories of your own instead of what your super cool friend told you he did while you washed his underwear and baked him a pie, faggot.

Hey dick, I'm not his fucking bitch. He and I run shit. What? You think he goes to pick up hos in bars by himself? I just happen to fuck the uglier bitches most of the time because the kid thinks he's rico suave or some shit.

-Spork

[SporK]

Dood your vagina's bleeding.
It's so easy to continually point the finger and say" think of anything original lately?" when in truth everthing you've posted in this thread has been posted 10 times over across multipule boards. Why not let the ownster crew pull their elbo deep arm outta your ass and start being your own poster.

Hey retard of the day:

Bleeding Vagina's what you'd see if you looked in a mirror. I'm not from ownster, I'm from motherfuckin Newwwww YORK.

Consider trying to write battle rap in some AIM chatroom cause it's obvious the only thing you bring is some cum dripping down your chin.

-Spork

[Bill]

Hey retard of the day:

Bleeding Vagina's what you'd see if you looked in a mirror. I'm not from ownster, I'm from motherfuckin Newwwww YORK.

Consider trying to write battle rap in some AIM chatroom cause it's obvious the only thing you bring is some cum dripping down your chin.

-Spork

All that colaboration and not a single entertaining thought.
Next time you finish banging one of sporks cast off 200 lber's have yourself a cookie.
You earned it.

[BIRD33]

Hey dick, I'm not his fucking bitch. He and I run shit. What? You think he goes to pick up hos in bars by himself? I just happen to fuck the uglier bitches most of the time because the kid thinks he's rico suave or some shit.

-Spork

Oh yes you are.You're a side kick, face it.This whole thread reads like a love letter to the real deal.I don't care about what chicks he bangs or how proud you are to be his friend.My point was you yourself are so lame and boring that you can't make an impact on anything without hanging off some guys nuts.Prove me wrong, start your own nic here and wow everybody with your stories of how you follow a guy around like a puppy.

[SporK]

All that colaboration and not a single entertaining thought.
Next time you finish banging one of sporks cast off 200 lber's have yourself a cookie.
You earned it.

I don't fuck fat chicks, you dumb fuck.

Ugly, maybe. Fat? No.

-Spork

[SporK]

Oh yes you are.You're a side kick, face it.This whole thread reads like a love letter to the real deal.I don't care about what chicks he bangs or how proud you are to be his friend.My point was you yourself are so lame and boring that you can't make an impact on anything without hanging off some guys nuts.Prove me wrong, start your own nic here and wow everybody with your stories of how you follow a guy around like a puppy.

Your arguement is flawed for several reasons:

1. If I was a total douchebag, do you honestly think the spork would hang out with me?
2. You gotta have game to hang with the spork. If I had no game, how the fuck could I wingman? I fuck plenty of hot bitches. I said I fuck the uglIER bitches...they're not fucking hideous (most of the time) they're uglier than the bitches he fucks on avg 60% of the time.
3. I contribute to the never ending fucking hilarity that is our lives.

You wish you were me. You wish you were spork. Spork is a role model.

-Spork

[BIRD33]

Your arguement is flawed for several reasons:

1. If I was a total douchebag, do you honestly think the spork would hang out with me?
2. You gotta have game to hang with the spork. If I had no game, how the fuck could I wingman? I fuck plenty of hot bitches. I said I fuck the uglIER bitches...they're not fucking hideous (most of the time) they're uglier than the bitches he fucks on avg 60% of the time.
3. I contribute to the never ending fucking hilarity that is our lives.

You wish you were me. You wish you were spork. Spork is a role model.

-Spork

If I had a friend who spoke about me in such glowing terms I'd wonder if he wanted to suck my dick.Seriously look at what you wrote, "You gotta have game to hang with the spork" thats what guys who have no friends say about someone who took pity and was nice to them.I'm positive the real spork will read this and realize what a dork he's friends with and how much you look up to him.Thanks for writing this for real, it just showed me how pathetic peoples lives can be when they are just a follower.

[SporK]

If I had a friend who spoke about me in such glowing terms I'd wonder if wanted to suck my dick.Seriously look at what you wrote, "You gotta have game to hang with the spork" thats what guys who have no friends say about someone who took pity and was nice to them.I'm positive the real spork will read this and realize what a dork he's friends with and how much you look up to him.Thanks for writing this for real, it just showed me how pathetic peoples lives can be when they are just a follower.

Cause you're obviously a closet homosexual?

You do have to have game to hang with spork...A game. You gotta have A game to hang with me. You gotta have A game to hang with all our friends. We don't carry dead weight or associate with douche's.

If you think spork took pity on me or was nice...you don't know him very well. The guy has absolutely no pity...forget about being nice.

Good detective work, retard.

Try again...this time don't blank out.

-Spork

[what?]

God, this is awful.

true or false quiz:

you met spork on the internet

he knows you post under his name

you pay every time you guys go out

he (and you by association) is much more celebrated in your (and his) own mind than anywhere else

[cLaY]

how does "The Real Sporks" dick taste, "The Fake Spork" ?

[BIRD33]

Cause you're obviously a closet homosexual?

You do have to have game to hang with spork...A game. You gotta have A game to hang with me. You gotta have A game to hang with all our friends. We don't carry dead weight or associate with douche's.

If you think spork took pity on me or was nice...you don't know him very well. The guy has absolutely no pity...forget about being nice.

Good detective work, retard.

Try again...this time don't blank out.

-Spork

What else would spork do or not do, faggot?I would never talk about another man like this. Its gay.