04-25-2006, 01:17 PM
Thoughts?
-Spork
-Spork
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-SPorK
Where is the real SporK?
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04-25-2006, 01:30 PM
The real Spork is reading your so called 'book' so he knows how to act retarded when he comes back as the fake-ass Spork.
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04-25-2006, 01:32 PM
Oli-dogg Wrote:The real Spork is reading your so called 'book' so he knows how to act retarded when he comes back as the fake-ass Spork.
Try to make sense? Thanks.
-Spork
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-SPorK
04-25-2006, 01:42 PM
OK, I'm typing very slowly now for the retards amongst us. The real Spork might come back and imitate YOU (the fake Spork). Obviously in order to pull this off he will need some tips on how to be a retard, hence the reason for reading your book. Make sense to you now, dumb-ass?
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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
04-25-2006, 04:48 PM
Spork really did write the book on stupid didn't he......
04-25-2006, 04:50 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:Spork really did write the book on stupid didn't he......
It's cyclical.
04-25-2006, 08:25 PM
Oli-dogg Wrote:OK, I'm typing very slowly now for the retards amongst us. The real Spork might come back and imitate YOU (the fake Spork). Obviously in order to pull this off he will need some tips on how to be a retard, hence the reason for reading your book. Make sense to you now, dumb-ass?
Moron, why the fuck would the real spork want to imitate me? What a fucking idiot. Ship yourself an axe to the forehead.
-Spork
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-SPorK
04-25-2006, 08:25 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:Spork really did write the book on stupid didn't he......
Spork is writing a book on stupid people, yes.
-Spork
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-SPorK
04-25-2006, 08:28 PM
SporK Wrote:Spork is writing a book on stupid people, yes.
-Spork
Must be an autobiography.
04-25-2006, 08:32 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:Must be an autobiography.
You don't know of the Spork, do you?
Do you realize that teh spork is idolized by many ? The spork is a fucking roll model, sir. You are a fucking cum bucket. The next time you're in a bar, hitting on some filthy slut and get shut down...know that not only would the spork seal the motherfuckin deal...he'd probably have her pay for his drinks, you giant fucking douchebag.
-Spork
P.s. I hope a fat soccer mom runs you over.
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04-25-2006, 08:39 PM
SporK Wrote:You don't know of the Spork, do you?
Do you realize that teh spork is idolized by many ? The spork is a fucking roll model, sir. You are a fucking cum bucket. The next time you're in a bar, hitting on some filthy slut and get shut down...know that not only would the spork seal the motherfuckin deal...he'd probably have her pay for his drinks, you giant fucking douchebag.
-Spork
P.s. I hope a fat soccer mom runs you over.
Your smack stinks like flumper. It's ok bro. Posting from the nurse station at the mental hospital is $$$. When's everyone supposed to be back from lunch?
04-25-2006, 08:41 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:Your smack stinks like flumper. It's ok bro. Posting from the nurse station at the mental hospital is $$$. When's everyone supposed to be back from lunch?
And my smack stinks?
Tie a fucking telephone cord around your neck.
-SPork
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-SPorK
04-25-2006, 08:48 PM
SporK Wrote:And my smack stinks?
Tie a fucking telephone cord around your neck.
-SPork
That's erotic.
I didn't know our relationship was ready to proceed to the next level.
Can we play hide the shampoo bottle in your colon like you and SQ used to?
04-25-2006, 08:53 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:My roll model can spell role model.
Maybe he was talking about those plus size models in the jc penny's cataloge?
04-25-2006, 09:08 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:That's erotic.
I didn't know our relationship was ready to proceed to the next level.
Can we play hide the shampoo bottle in your colon like you and SQ used to?
How about we play a round of shut the fuck up. You start.
-SPork
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-SPorK
04-25-2006, 09:10 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:My roll model can spell role model.
SPelling is for indian kids on ESPN. Congratulations, your role model is a 12 year old geek named hassan abdul mohammed.
-Spork
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04-25-2006, 09:11 PM
SporK Wrote:How about we play a round of shut the fuck up. You start.
-SPork
You didn't say simon says.
You're not very good at these games.
Next you'll be wanting to play naked twister with me and a couple of gerbals?
04-25-2006, 09:12 PM
SporK Wrote:SPelling is for indian kids on ESPN. Congratulations, your role model is a 12 year old geek named hassan abdul mohammed.
-Spork
Does the real spork pat you on the head when you make a funny?Why hide behind somebody elses nic, pussy?
See You In Toledo
04-25-2006, 09:13 PM
Shenanigans Wrote:You didn't say simon says.
You're not very good at these games.
Next you'll be wanting to play naked twister with me and a couple of gerbals?
You going to keep sucking or you gonna let oil dogg pull out?
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK
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