[Vitamin E]

Viewing Thread Blueyedwoman = gay male.

[BIRD33]

Its over fake spork.Give your nic back to the real spork.

[Fairiedust]

Viewing Thread Blueyedwoman = gay male.

:lool:

[Blueeyedwoman]

It's time to claim 'BODE!

[SporK]

Good morning dumb fucks.

-SPork

[Oli-dogg]

Good morning dumb fucks.

-SPork

Good morning retarded one. When did you decide to become my little bitch? What if I don't want you as my bitch? You seem to have a Caps Lock problem and I ain't down with that, Spork/SPork/SPorK. I prefer you with a capital P for Poofter - it's much more suited to you sPork.

[what?]

Good morning retarded one. When did you decide to become my little bitch? What if I don't want you as my bitch? You seem to have a Caps Lock problem and I ain't down with that, Spork/SPork/SPorK. I prefer you with a capital P for Poofter - it's much more suited to you sPork.

none of that rhymed

[Blueeyedwoman]

But it was still good.

[BIRD33]

not really.

[SporK]

Good morning retarded one. When did you decide to become my little bitch? What if I don't want you as my bitch? You seem to have a Caps Lock problem and I ain't down with that, Spork/SPork/SPorK. I prefer you with a capital P for Poofter - it's much more suited to you sPork.

Retarded one? Your bitch? Are you fucking stupid? Listen here you kanguroo riding soccer hooligan...after you get through jerking off to Snoop Dogg's picture and playing hide the salami with your fat rugby friends, understand one thing:

You have rap battles over the internet. It's over. The end. You're a fucking idiot. Tom motherfucking limp dick look at me I'm a fucking retard Foolery laughs at you. Congratulations.

-SPork

P.s. Marky Mark called. He wants his lyrics back.

P.p.s Tom, you can hold your head up high now...you're better than some fagchin Vanilla Ice wannabe from Australia.

[Blueeyedwoman]

That was sexy. Are you still stalking my posts? VitaE was asking.

[Tribal Dragon]

But it was still good.

no.

[Oli-dogg]

none of that rhymed

I must have been drunk because it rhymed when I wrote it.

[Oli-dogg]

Retarded one? Your bitch? Are you fucking stupid? Listen here you kanguroo riding soccer hooligan...after you get through jerking off to Snoop Dogg's picture and playing hide the salami with your fat rugby friends, understand one thing:

You have rap battles over the internet. It's over. The end. You're a fucking idiot. Tom motherfucking limp dick look at me I'm a fucking retard Foolery laughs at you. Congratulations.

-SPork

P.s. Marky Mark called. He wants his lyrics back.

P.p.s Tom, you can hold your head up high now...you're better than some fagchin Vanilla Ice wannabe from Australia.

Fagchin calling Sporktard, you hear me? Here's another one of those links where you get knocked-da-fuck-out little bitch....

Another retard upset by the grammar I eject
The lame words you select show you’re desperate and wrecked
Watch Oli-dogg collect, another victory for my score-card
And ride off on my Roo after I coin the term “Spork-tard”

Dropped you as my bitch, your title changed to Oli’s wiener
You like being close to balls, I can tell by your demeanour
Marky Mark did call me, we discussed business over lunch
He wants to buy my bitch Spork – he’s one fag short for his funky bunch

Don’t worry I have a hunch, you’re going to love being Wahlberg’s ho
You’re a very funky fag, with a whole bunch of fags to blow
I didn’t sell you for dough, or in exchange for fancy gimmicks
I swapped my lame retarded Spork for some funky white-boy lyrics

So while I jerk off to Snoop and you jerk off to Boy George…
….and have encounters in male toilets with George Michael and his hordes
I guess you're feeling very low – admit it Spork, honestly….
To be e-slapped the fuck out by a mere “Vanilla Ice wannabe” :lool:

I battle rap on the net, yep yep I’m no dunce
I’m ambidextrous, bitch – I can write two rhymes at once
Slap you with both hands, run you twice in one session
Why you even try respond has left everybody guessin’

You never learn your lesson, but I don’t mind - I like the practice
Like when your mum found the gay porn stashed under your mattress
You got caught the next day, cause you put it back in the same spot
The lights are on but no-one’s home – your minds a vacant lot

Oh I nearly forgot, the fucking idiot here's you – it’s true!
Toms laughing at my rhymes but we’re all laughing AT YOU
Not because you’re funny, intelligent or entertaining
But cause you’re fake, lame and retarded – the last douchbag remaining

- SporKilla

[SporK]

So while I jerk off to Snoop and you jerk off to Boy George…
….and have encounters in male toilets with George Michael and his hordes


You got caught the next day, cause you put it back in the same spot
The lights are on but no-one’s home – your minds a vacant lot

- SporKilla

Wow.

With all the fucking time in the world to sit there and think about your "lyrics" these are the gems you come up with? I realize that you probably think this is good but the truth is...it's fucking awful.

So while you sit there with your FUBU gear and fake gold chains furiously typing your "lyrics" on internet message boards, consider the fucking fact that you're a fucking retard from Australia. You call other people "blokes" and "wankers". For fucks sake, Crocodile Dundee is a better rapper than you.

Okay, in case you still don't understand what I'm saying...I'm going to make things easy for you:

Shut the fuck up. You suck.

-Spork

[Oli-dogg]

Wow.

My deadly raps will amaze-you and raise-you to new levels
I see you're impressed by my style, my skill and rap medals
My rhymes cut you to pieces, I destroy you like a vandal
I'll take your head as a trophy and display it on the mantle

I don't wear FUBU or believe in voo-doo like you-do
The only wanker here's you-fool, I can see right through-you
Dundee used to rap but then he switched to hunting crocs
I used to hunt and wrestle crocs but now I take lyrical shots

And play connect the dots, with all the holes I'm leaving
My words pierce your flesh, a single line stops you breathing
It's homicide I'm acheiving, this Spork's easy to kill
The difference between our posts is that mine takes skill

Anyone can talk shit the way you do with no thought
But with your low IQ, my verbal barrage can't be taught
My skill can't be bought, so put away your 2 cents
Your life savings won't buy you an ounce of common-sense

Your brain matters too dense, so your book's psychological
Made up in your head, you can't read - it's illogical
Written by a retard for other retards who can't spell...
Man that ideas swell, it's guaranteed to sell!

Maybe your boyfriend will buy a copy in support
But no one else in their right mind would buy a book by Spork
Not a single publisher wants to see you in print
Next time they turn and sprint, muthafucka take the hint

You quoted 4 of my lines that upset you the most
But deep down you enjoyed the other 20 in my post
I know I hurt your feelings but I must have struck a chord
You know my lyrics are superior to your comments on this board.