[Anhil8tor]

my story missed the mark

[minorthreat]

yeah he kept his cellphone on him the whole time.. he actually talked to her a few times at the reception. the next week he decided he had enough of his wife and left to meet this girl. he spent the weekend with her and told his wife he went to a casino by himself.. his wife believed everything...

finally after 8 months to a year of him staying up until 3 am she decided to check on him.. dood would wait till his wife went to bed then phoned his internet fling.. she caught him on the phone and he said he was talking to a friend..

the next day she started checking credit card statements.. phone records etc etc (he paid all the bills) and she found out he was sending her all kinds of stuff..

his wife told him its either her or me.. he said he couldn't decide and moved out... his family shunned him and he "decided" he wanted to stay married..

she took him back after 6 weeks..

LFC?

[Raiden]

LFC?

good one.

[cartecredit1212]

yeah... all time message board low..

carte de credit

[BIRD33]

I have been called the black scott baio.

Funny story:My B-day on saturday I invited people over so we could go to the bars and my friends sister shows up like an hour before I said to be there with one bottle of capn morgan private stock and a bottle of Jameson.I'm like thanks alot but your early, I havent even showered,she's like dont worry about it I'll watch TV while you get ready.I take a shower and come out and she's sitting on my bed.Ive been trying to take the high road and lay off fucking her because I feel guilty blah blah blah.Anyway I tell her that people will be here soon and I dont want to get caught in the act so she says well I'll give you a BJ now and we can hook up after the bars close and everybody goes home.I jump off the high road and let her take care of me.Fastforward 4 hours,Im at the bar with 10 people totally lit up, its midnight my ex shows up at the bar cause we are still on good terms so she tells me she wants to spend the night.thats pretty much the last thing I remember until I wake up with the ex in my bed the next morning.I havent spoken to my freinds sister but I'm going to a party where she'll be at this weekend so I'm going to bring a change of clothes for when she throws a drink on me.

The end.

Totally forgot about this.I had sex with the friends sister two weeks ago.Ex is knocked up by some douchebag.I hope this brought some closure to all of this.

[who]

great bump